How can Howard comment on what is or is not good pizza

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Caught the end of the news and Robin was talking about something with Pizza Hut having some pizza gift box (which one wonders how it is news at all) and Howard launched into the same shitty rant about how anyone can eat that "sh!t" and that pizza has the best pizza. How can a person who is scary skinny and who's body is imploding on itself and lives on a diet of 3 almonds and "beautiful" fish comment on what is or is not good pizza? I know Howard is so shut in and New York centric that certain beliefs can't be helped, but honestly I'd wager that the last pizza he has eaten was at that staff party at that pitz-eria. Even the. He probably ordered a pizza made of thin crust and sauce only.
     
  2. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Calm down, everything's gonna be okey-dokey....

    Even the.

    "pizza has the best pizza" ????
     
  3. DrSublux

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    "Robin, I have self control, I only take a bite of pizza and throw the rest away, those people with nothing going on eat the whole slice"
     
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    I doubt if he's had pizza in the last 10 years. He's too evolved.
     
  6. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Autocorrect sucks. What can I say. I tried to edit, but one only has 5 minutes to do so.

    Was supposed to say "new York has the best pizza"
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'll just search online for "worst pizza"...

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    pissa pissa is the best pissa iver ever eaten
     
  9. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Just fuckin' around...auto-correct is a pisser, someone said their boss sent out a group text about Dick Donuts....
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    How would Howard know what good pizza is, he probably orders it "sauce on side" cause he's afraid of the calories.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...howard knows pizza beth makes "frozen pizza heated" all the time.
     
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    "for god shhhhakes robin, theeshh people who eat peetshha have nothing going on in their liveshh. Oh did I sshow you the pictureshhh from Beths new book?
    Itshh already a beshht sheller on amashhon in the kidsh born without eyeshh shhhecshhion. Shufferin' Shhhuckatashhh."
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i wonder how many of those pizzas the horse toothed jackass ate frozen before somebody told her you had to heat them.
     
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    He guessed right.
     
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    Oh C'MON! Didn't you see the AGT "Goodbye Howard" Tribute video?

    Howard bought and allegedly took a bite of a hot dog from a street vendor's cart and said, "some people won't eat this stuff, but I love it!"

    I'm sure he's scarfing down random slices and throwing back a few beers at the local bar with the guys all of the time... :rolleyes:

    :belch:
     
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    This coming from a man who orders hot water at a diner.
     
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    He trashes Richard for ordering Papa John's because it tastes like cardboard. Richard them asks Howard if he ever tried it. Howard says no. :facepalm:
     
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    He ate a lot of pizza in the 1980s ... But, yeah, no brainier. Mom and pop NYC pizza is better than Pizza Hut. NEWSFLASH!!!