How can Howard further ruin his career/legacy?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was thinking today, could you imagine the damage that would be done to Howard's career/legacy if the tapes just disappeared?

    He would no longer be able to pass off stale "special" weeks as content and might have to actually work for a living...

    He wouldn't be able to fulfill his objective of turning the Howard stern show into a never-ending loop of old, heavily edited shows.
     
  2. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    don't they just play the same 10 or 15 bits from the "20,000" hours of tape?
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...he'd be all fucked up if he came here and posted a political thread. theres not much left for him to do. if he wants to inject some steam back into his career, he needs to cut the anchor loose. no need to be dragging a dead horse around with him.
     
  4. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Be sued by a couple of male masseuses for unwanted aggressive sexual advances and mebbe be photographed kissing a pilot at the hatch of a private aircraft before rushing off to his new member Scientology orientation.
     
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    PPV boxing match.....vs. Feltspot.
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...ohhhh that would be so great. :giggle:
     
  7. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Hm. I think an infomercial would lower him a few more levels.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...isnt that what the his and hers twitter accounts are?
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Their twitter accounts are definitely tools for their self promotion...but I was speaking more in terms of Howard doing a sham-wow commercial...or a hair product commercial like Cher did back in the day. I have no idea what he would endorse though.
     
  10. tHISisKiSSeL

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    go on the jay leno show and suck jay's ass hole instead of confronting him

    lie some more

    never disclose the wig until he's dead and somebody leaks a pic of bald corpse

    further alienate his children and disparage allison

    more shit tv shows

    more shit beth tv shows

    more beth

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  11. DogStar69

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    I'm done with him, he can't get any worse, just more to make fun of.
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...something cool his fans would dig like really good waterproof wig glue.
     
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    I actually had the best of tapes team on H101 yesterday & they played a clip from the 90's where Howard stated he hated the internet because he feared pics of his tiny shween being posted after he died. Must have been pre-wig days lol..
     
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    That's exactly what I was thinking of, but in a way he's already there.

    I think the only thing that could sink him lower is if he pulled a Sandusky. Being arrested for domestic abuse..................could you imagine the mugshot?...........................wouldn't even do it. It would actually raise the public's opinion of him.

    There aren't too many people you could say that about.
     
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    What, you mean being on America's Got No Ratings isn't bad enough?
     
  16. tHISisKiSSeL

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    an informercial would have been fucking awesome but i'm picturing the 1989 THSS.
    2012 THSS would be fucking sad sad sad
     
  17. Herc

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    Have Shuli, Wolfie, or Beth sit in the Jackie chair . . .
     
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    Cheated on his wife.....????

    Friendship with Kathy Lee.....???



    Tell us Momma Looka BooBoo Day was a fake......:dontknow:
     
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    Hosting the Price is Right. He always said he wanted to be a gameshow host.
     
  20. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Other than keep broadcasting the same type of shows he has been doing since the beginning of the new contract?
    Well, as far as professional career moves go..........

    Give Beth a regular on air spot on the radio show?
    Cohost a Regis and Kathy Lee type daytime talkshow or a Sonny and Cher type variety show with Beth?
    never have gilbert on the stern show again (i think we are in the process of seeing this occur)
    start invinting a calvicade of agt contestants on the show. (i think this is highly likely)
    announce that he is going to start marching in some douchey protest movement of some sort.
    start ordering the tapes team to remove all non pc content from his old tapes

    im sure he will surprise of though. If we were to flashback to the beginning of the sirius era and told what the revolution would involve, we would blow it off as some crazy joke. Hell, you could just go back to jan 2010 and do the same.

    Howard is a shock jock these days, just in a different way
     
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