How can I help you? (waste of time)(help thread)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Aug 9, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I have a high school education (mostly shop classes), a great marriage (and one horrendously failed mess), a moderate paying civil service job, and some pretty decent mechanical skills along with a wealth of useless knowledge.

    Perfect qualifications to offer guidance and wisdom? Probably not but ask me things anyway. :c
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    what happens if I place a stamp on the wrong side of the envelope?
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Bringing back the what good are you threaf
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Why is gridman all raged up?
     
  5. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

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    How much is a henway?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Why is Kanye such a nig
     
  7. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Even hippies have to vent :fil:
     
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    Why does it sting when I pee?
     
  9. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    why is it taking so fucking long to get an answer?
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Can you tell me who knows why the wind blows thru this window..?
     
  11. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Where do you store your gas cans?

    they are safest in the garage but make the garage stink a little even though they are sealed.

    I have those huge storage bins but won't they explode if they gas gets trapped in the enclosed space?

    I feel so stupid.
     
  12. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Chlamydia is not a flower
     
  13. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :marx:
     
  14. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    This should be a proverb :grad:
     
  15. wicked smaaaht

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    Why do you keep breaking the tractor?
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I hope Teeney knows thizz...
     
  17. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    how tall is Lemmy?
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Nothing.....it still goes through.

    See third post down.

    5

    What is a nig?

    :toptip:


    Kanye?

    I accidentally got busy. :chair:

    What am I......the ducking answer man?!?! :c

    I store 'em in my barn/shop. Leave them in the garage on a block of wood (never on direct concrete).

    Because I use it! :toptip:
     
  19. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    A shade under 6'2".
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I don't know why,
    I don't know why,
    But every time I pee I cry.