how can I legally pull together $10,000?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    My house, the money out, has acted up and I've racked up $10k in bills. I don't want to pull out of my IRA because I'd get punished on taxes.
    How can I legally pull together some funds? Short term investment? Low interest loan? I'd hate to sell my Harley, but I don't want to go into debt.
    Any creative ideas? (I can make my own prostitution jukes, so no need)
     
    Sep 10, 2015 #1
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    sell your harley
     
    Sep 10, 2015 #2
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    Sell a kidney.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Be a gay cam whore
     
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    This.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    put $300 on 15 on the roulette wheel
     
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    sell your bike.. u can always buy another one
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Beg for money on gofundme. Seemed to work for Vashier
     
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    Start a Kickstarter or GoFundMe? People donate to the stupidest shit, like that Potato Salad guy. Sometimes just being honest works.
     
    Sep 10, 2015 #10
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    Fuck your Harley on webcam. Howard's likely to pay top dollar. :dontknow:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I make 10 grand every single hand of blackjack I play.
     
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    you might consider taking out a loan against your 401k.

    It's not tax deferred anymore and won't get the return on the investment (because your contributions go to repay the loan instead of investing) but it could be a reasonable interest rate and ready source of cash.
     
    Sep 10, 2015 #13
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    Go to the bank and axe to draw it out like normal people
     
    Sep 10, 2015 #14
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Ask Howard, That's chump change to him.
     
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    loc against house
     
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    He already said no prostitution
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I'll go on family feud with you. :beer:
     
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    Let me guess, you always seem to have money for cigarettes and tattoos as well.
     
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    Depending on your employer, a 401k loan could be an option. If there is no other way for you to get credit, this is pretty simple. There is little to no paperwork and you usually get the money in 48 hours.

    Again depending on your employer and the rules of the plan, you get up to 5 years to pay it back and they just take it out of your check. They don't ding you on taxes or penalty because it is a loan.....and you are paying it back to yourself. Sounds crazy that it's that hard to have access to your own money, but that's the way it is.

    Risks: you lose any compounding interest or large market gains that may occur over the time it takes you to pay it back. Also if you quit your job, depending on the plan, you might have to pay it back in full right away. If you don't, or if you just stop the repayments somehow, THEN they treat it as an early withdrawal and you get hit with tax and penalty.
     
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