How close is the nearest convicted sex offender from your house?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    here are two sites that you can use to look up sexual predators living in your neighborhood

    http://www.nsopw.gov/en-US/Search
    http://www.familywatchdog.us/

    The closest convicted pervert from my house is about 3 miles away.. which for san diego isn't too bad


    His conviction was
    LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH A CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS OF AGE

    I actually used these sites when buying my house years back.. I withdrew an offer on one house because this would have been one of my neighbors




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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That depends. Where does Dawg live?
     
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    Seems like a good way to meet horny female teachers
     
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    Fortunately I have never been convicted.
     
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    Sammy lives next door...:(
     
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    :D
     
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    El Paso..
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    How far away is the mirror?
     
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    how close? the basement.
     
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    50 records from 2 jurisdictions matched your search for Address Westminster, CO within a distance of 1 mile.

    I'm packing my bags now, anyone got a pickup who wants to help me move out of Pedoville? :(
     
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    Illinois is not listed! :pissed:
     
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    Neither is California I noticed. I wonder why.
     
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    Nice to know my new neighbors are creeps
     
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    I live in the middle of nowhere. There are three of them within three miles of my house. Someone should type in Squabble lane and see how many Howard has.
     
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    Holy shit I'm moving! 12 within a mile, although taking a piss outside and someone seeing you can land you on this list.
     
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    I am picking the US town closest to my house
    lol it lists all of 'em in the local prison!
    Multiple offenders were found at this location.

    Please select an offender to view.
    TIMOTHY L WING
    STEVIE READDON
    ROY ALLEN
    HAROLD BARZEE
    RAYMOND JOHNSTON
    GORDON KEMP
    ROBERT M VANVALKENBURGH
    ERIC BRIGHT
    CRAIG J BOURQUE
    JUAN ORTIZ
    CHRISTOPHER J JAMES
    RAYMOND CARL DELUDE
    WYMAN JUDKINS
    RALPH M CHAMPLAIN
    DAVID D FREDENBURG
    GREGORY VAN FREEMAN
    WILLIAM W WHITESIDE
    BRANDON E ARMSTRONG
    DAVID EVERRITT
    JOSEPH R GALANTI
    ROBERT W WOOD
    LITTLE L ROBERTS
    RANDOLPH L KINNER
    GARY R MILLARD
    ROBERT FULLER
    MICHAEL KELLAR
    FLOYD YELLE
    WILLIAM J GARRISON
    CHRISTOPHER JUNE
    SHANE REID
    GARY C MURRAY
    FABIAN GITTENS
    EUGENE C HEISE
    PHILIP DAVIS
    DENNIS JON
    HOWARD EATON
    BENNY SMITH
    LOREN PREVORSE
    THOMAS GORHAM
    TODD M YOUNG
    ERNEST JOHNSON
    STANLEY CAMPANY
    LONARD J CORNETT
    EUGENE WATSON
    JACK WRIGHT
    RENE LEWIS
    CARL A BUSH
    ROGER WINSHIP
    JOSEPH A BROWN
    RONALD PAGE
    ABDUL ARRAHMAN
    CARMELO MORALES
    MICHAEL J MORAN
    JAMES MAXWELL
    EARL DUNN
    SINCERE MCKINLEY
    JOSEPH H BROWN
    GEORGE WESLEY
    CLARENCE DONNELLY
    JOHN HALL
    JEREMY GOSSELINK
    BOBBY POWELL
    RICHARD WINNIE
    MICHAEL TURNER
    JAMEL ROBINSON
    JOHN SEAGRAVE
    DALE R KING
    ERNEST W GRAVES
    STEPHEN ST LAURENT
    JAMES J IPPOLITO
    LORENZO WOOD
    JOHN J BREMILLER
    MATT GASBARA
    PATRICK LYNCH
    WILLIE WEATHERS
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    GEORGE ODELL
    MICHAEL L GUILLERY
    HENRY J DURHAM
    KENNETH CRAMER
    KEITH J COLIN
    GARY WAYNE FACTEAU
     
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    Where I used to live the same thing would happen. The town was crazy safe but using one if those searched it looked like I lived in Detroit. :jj:
     
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