How come Howard never took pics of Alison like this?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Because Alison has more than an ounce of dignity.
     
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    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    As a photographer I get annoyed when people think I take really good pictures because I own an expensive camera. I reply, "It's not the camera that takes really good pictures. It's the person holding it."

    Howard, on the other hand believes that HE is a really good photographer just because he bought an expensive camera. I think his work speaks for itself. :facepalm:
     
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    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps Allison wa a pig.
     
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    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    Allison was no cover girl model, for sure. I met her up close at his book signing, but she was WAY better than what he deserved. I saw Howard up close that day too.
     
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    Alison was a real person with a soul. Howard actually respected her.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    exactly...alison is a multidimensional woman. intelligent and with interests outside of herself.......she's more than just an object.
    beth is nothing outside of her attractiveness, and that's fading fast.

    does howard even wonder how his daughters feel about how their half-naked stepmom is objectified by their father?
    great example to set for your daughters....he's lucky that alison instilled some values. if they listened to their father they'd come to believe that a woman is placed on earth only to be a sex object. he's lucky they're not acting out.
     
  10. Dick Gozinya

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    lol. Well it was cold out.

    Not even close, bud.
     
  11. aquadog

    aquadog Well-Known Member

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    Because she wasn't retarded.
     
  12. kicksave7

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    Nailed it. The only thing I might disagree with is that some might say that Ashley seems to have some acting out phase she's going through at the moment. Howard always said that Alison raised the kids, not him....he was pretty much unplugged as a Dad for most of their marriage.
     
  13. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    I would assume she didn't have the time for crap like photoshoots - she was busy running the household affairs like raising daughters, managing the finances, and making sure Howard got to bed a 8pm...
     
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    She also has several post grad degrees and has a counseling practice on Long Island.
     
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    I'm guessing its because she wasn't willing to get frost bite on her pussy just to get some attention and make herself look like a fucking idiot but i could be wrong.
     
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    Oofah! You saw Howard up close.
     
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    I think in Howard's mind he's thinks there's nothing wrong with those stupid bikini shoots, after all she is/was a model and that's what models do and he's a photographer.
     
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    Because it wasn't part of their marriage contract?
     
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    Digital Fauxtography hadn't been invented while they were married so Howard was unable to be a fauxtographer. I won't even start on Howard and film photography and exposure. He would be totally clueless without a step, 1) charge batteries, 2) plug lights in, 3) point lights towards area to be lit up (only rough setting) 4) walk around with light meter checking luminosity,(lol I keed I keed, just push the button and rub chin implant) 5) stand with hands on hips looking at area to be shot, 6) pace back and forth, 3457) Bring Beth into the room ... by step manual to tell him exactly what to do :c
     
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    Maybe she needed to lose 10 or 20 pounds, Robin.