How come lunch ladies are never hot?

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  1. Diogenes1

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    They all look like a German hausfraus.
     
  2. Stew Nod

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    LOL, that's true

    there must be a rule or something
     
  3. Diogenes1

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    With one obligatory wart/mole ...
     
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    fat fingers as well
     
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    They look like Monty Python troupe in drag
     
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    I don't know, Dio, I haven't been in a school cafeteria since 10th grade.
     
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    Who cares?
     
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    Zarath....you beat me to it....one of my favorite Farley moments....this is the only video I could find of it[video=youtube_share;psshz92azj0]http://youtu.be/psshz92azj0[/video]
     
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    I believe Kelly Bundy once said, God did not make this body for work ....
     
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    :naz:
     
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    damnit did I love that Farley....dummy....
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I actually still have a very strong visual memory of the lady who punched the lunch tickets and took the money at my elementary school. She had huge breasts, absolutely huge, and they would sit on the table right behind the money box and her nipples were always hard as rocks. It was so gross. She was really not a hideous woman, but she was really big and fat with huge nipples.