How come my alerts never matter?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Aug 21, 2014.

  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I mean, I have just as much right as anyone else to report rules violations :dontknow:
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    cus you're a fat waste of stuff
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'm sorry, we have currently received a high volume of alerts. We do care about your matter and will be with you as soon as possible.
     
  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    It's funny to fuck with you

    Just is.
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    im not fat anymore, just slightly overweight
     
  6. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I dont get it
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    That's like saying Schmoopy is slightly funny.
     
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  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    what have we alerted on today?
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i should be 180.. im 201.. not exactly obese
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    How tall are you?
     
  11. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i will make sure this is on your tombstone
     
  12. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    What is your BF%? That is all anyone should really be concerned with unless they're a professional fighter.
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    5'9

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  14. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you need a chart to determine if you're overweight :jj:
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I use facts to back up my statements:grad:
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    WTF?!? Im in the yellow. Thanks for wrecking my day.
     
  17. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm 4'9" 463 lbs. I'm fucked. :facepalm:
     
  18. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    You should be 165, Clutch.
     
  19. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    try a treadmill instead
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    In the yellow!