How come my new shits always splatter?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Aug 21, 2014.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I always try and make em splatter-free, but it never ends up that way :dontknow:
     
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  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    also try getting more iron in your diet :up:
     
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  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    that doesn't look like me and my daughter at all :no:
     
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  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    You need more fiber Gomez.
     
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    I read "shits" as "shirts" :oops::giggle:
     
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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I really hate the backsplash when you loose turds have too much velocity.
     
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    Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.o_O
     
  10. gwartney

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    RIP Egon :bigcry:
     
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  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    Clutch gonna freak. :ohnoes:
     
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    Too much cum in your ass.
     
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  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Good one.






    Good one.
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    What I don't like is diarrhea up-splash. Not funny not fun.
     
  15. Gomez

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    :bigthink
     
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  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Tell Mamacita to lay off the ass play for a while- she's got you too loosened up back there!
     
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    @dawg
     
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    Much better than any Clutch thread. :clap:
     
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  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Yes. Pretty sad when a thread about sharts is more interesting than Clutch's life.
     
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