How come no Garypagetwo memorial?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    i thought we would at least have a memorial thread stickied in observance of his accidental death, but nada?
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He was weaseling out of taking an IQ test a couple hours ago, did his fever take him out.
     
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    Banned again?
     
  4. blotchy

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    I hope they use the flowers from his bathroom for his funeral, it would be a shame for them to go to waste :(.

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  5. ChuckZ

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    April Fools?
     
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    Shot dead again?
     
  7. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP Gold

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    I thought Gar had just broken the toilet with his head yesterday- just realized it was a thread from 2013!
     
  8. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Dawg is waiting for the body to reach room temperature before the mourning begins.
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    i think we will have a long long wait until his flaming subsides.
     
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  11. newcastlefan

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    i want to say something nice about his memory and his e-legacy, but I can't think of anything.
     
  12. BethSucks

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  13. Dream Theater

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    :omg:What what what?
     
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    I think he shoved em all up his ass.
    RIP
     
  15. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Gary gets banned.
    Gary grovels and Dawg grants him complimentary membership.
    Gary melts down.
    Gary gets banned.
    Rinse and repeat.
     
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    And yet there's a significant number of morons that get all lathered up about it, EVERY FUCKING TIME... :facepalm:
     
  17. Dream Theater

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    It's a favorite past time of mine to facilitate his meltdowns. :dance:
     
  18. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    Yes, well you were never the brightest bulb in the batch. :coffee:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    :lol: Says the girl who drove 6 hours to bang Ivarr! :hilarious:
     
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    My friend Gary loved fitness challenges, hot sauce, dogs, pizza, and flunking out of college 11 times.

    His depression and social anxiety made Norwegian pussies dry up on sight.

    He never scored, but he never stopped trying.
    I'd like to think there's a little Gary in all of us.

    The world beats us down, like the fascist mods on this site, but we fight back.
    We will not go gently into that good night.
    We will rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And if we PM Dawg enough, he will grant us a second chance.
    And maybe, just maybe, a free month of Gold to see the NSFW pics.
    That's all Gary wanted. Just a chance. And they wouldn't give it to him.

    One time, he broke a toilet with his gigantic forehead.
    Now he's dead, and there's a gigantic hole in our hearts.

    We have, as a great man once said, suffered a big loss.

    The stars over Oslo look a little darker tonight.
     
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