how come when Fred Couples meets the board

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  1. Gwarn1

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    this will be the official US Open viewing thread BTW
     
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    I have Air Force One and Red Heat queued up, which one should I watch?
     
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    never seen either but id go with air force one
     
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    Gwarn, you sipping gin and juice?
     
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    I get off work at 4:30am Monday. the course if 4 miles from my work,the practice rounds start at 6am, i can get in for $12 to watch the practice rounds, should I go?
    the actual tournament tix hit my local stubhub I can get a 4 day pass for $998. im think practice rounds is a major bargain
     
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    Canadian whiskey and store brand cola :woot:
     
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    :hat:


    Oh, and yer a fag for not seeing either of those movies...fuck is wrong with you? :fil:
     
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    I was having a lot of sex when those came out. i dont do that anymore so I guess I should catch up
     
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    Did Tiger Woods ever give Fuzzy Zoeller that fried chicken and watermelon he asked for?
     
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    Or whatever the hell they serve.
     
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    Fred lives in Dallas, wtf nitrate cicle you smokin gwaaaarn?
     
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    Tiger is done... on PTI today they were debating if a 15 year old from Houston would sign a better card on cut day :facepalm:
     
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    Tiger was cool back then. hes a cocksucker now.
    he flew in last week, played the course refused to meet any of his fans, snuck out the back door and jetted off

    oh and rain is in the forecast next week, theres no way in hell that asshole makes the cut
     
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    hes from Seattle, its all over the local media that hes trying to get an exemtion to get in
     
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    ...berg :hat:
     
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    An exemtion?

    Eat a bowl of dicks gwarn
     
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    oh and you guys will like this one. theres a big boss at work. hes black and always has titleist shit on
    so me and the guys are bullshitting about the Open because a bunch of them are going to the practice rounds.
    anyway I see him and I say Hey Charles you play golf a lot dont you
    he says yeah
    I say oh are you going to the open
    he says no im goign out of town
    I say oh its just as well, tiger isnt gonna be worth a shit
    he looked at me as if to say, oh because im a black guy im automatically a tiger woods fan huh?
    i played it off but i really shouldnt talk to black bosses ever
     
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    Shoulda called him Chuck
     
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