How could Howard turn off more listeners?

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    I'm trying to figure out how Howard can ratchet up his campaign to completely destroy his legacy.

    He did good this week with a pathetically strewn together judge week special. I wonder what he can do next...

    Maybe a 10- part "the best of Beth stern" special?
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

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    Any female in the Jackie chair...

    BOS
    DD's
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    Shuli
     
  3. Joe Bauers

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    Putting on Abe Kanen on Friday. Oh wait, He's already done that. :facepalm:
     
  4. smichal

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    big announcement: show goes down to 2 days per week
     
  5. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    He is losing more and more each day.
     
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    nobody would notice
     
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    Yeah, putting Shuli in the Artie chair would be a poison pill.

    On the other hand, putting Beth on the Sybian would go a long way towards turning things around.
     
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    There is absolutely nothing good about the Stern show any longer. Tuning in is akin to rubber-necking at an accident on the highway. I've heard better radio on morning zoos in the deep south. If that were not enough, Stern has either become or revealed himself to be one of the most contemptible people in show business. He openly "pisses" on his fans, he degrades the quality of his show in order to punish a struggling business that paid him half a billion dollars, he's constantly uses hate speech towards Christians, Muslims, and Hindu's while going ballistic if anyone says anything about the Jews (plus, he openly discriminates against Goyim in hiring). He amassed a fortune dishing out tons of shit, but he's too much of a pussy to take even weak criticism. I hope the fucker gets a bad case of inoperable prostate cancer. And maybe some carcinomas on his head that prohibit him from wearing his fucking wig.
     
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    free stilettos
     
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    giving Beth/shuli the artie chair
     
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    Great Post. someone who twits should send this to him. :clap:
     
  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    :shocked:
     
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    I don't know, the more pussified the show gets the more I think watered down housewives are signing up
     
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    By becoming a born again christian and embracing Kathie Lee.
     
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    The only way howard could lose more fans would be if he had more.
     
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    I enjoyed the Judge special. I thought it was gonna be a collection of self-serving AGT discussions this year, but it was some classic bits that'll fit snuggly on my YouTube account. Can't really hate on them all.
     
  17. BrerJimmy

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    Honestly, let's think of all the shocking things Howard could do...

    - Suck a dick.
    - Find Jesus.
    - Embrace the right wing.
    - Murder a hobo.

    All of those would make way more compelling radio than what he has become.

    To turn more fans off (while simultaneously drawing new idiot fans) all he has to do is continue his slide into the middle.

    - Take no stances.
    - Love everybody.
    - Invent a time machine and proclaim his love for Nickleback and Everybody Loves Raymond.
     
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    Robin dies and he hires Beth as her replacement. The End.
     
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    I don't think he can turn off many more. Those still with him will put up with any of his boring shit, when they wake up and realize it they will leave on their own.

    I can't imagine him having more than 10% of his original 1906 listeners at this point.
     
  20. Mr Vengeance

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    I agree. Pretty much all of us who were longtime, hardcore fans have quit on him. I did it at the end of the first contract. Who's even left?