how could howard win your hearts back?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by artful dodger, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    since the consensus here seems to be he's an unfunny piece of shit and his well of creativity has become a neglected dried up well of shame and despair but enough about lisa g's vagina

    is there anything that could be done to the show or otherwise that would restore some sort of dignity, in your eyes

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  2. robbykrieger

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    If he would start telling the truth and shooting from the hip again, all would be forgiven.
     
  3. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Ditch the wig and the lies that go with it. Ditch the wife and the lies that go with her. Ditch the so called theorpist. Admit that his kids hate him and tell why. Admit why Artie and Jackie will never be part if the show. Fire robin and Benny and all the other yes men/women on the show. Get off his ass and do some funny bits.

    None if the above will never happen. Too many marbles at stake.
     
  4. Douchebag 007

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    he would need to kneecap Shuli with a glock
     
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    Sorry for the if/of mixup. Been drinking. Cheers.
     
  6. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    man up about the status of the show. explain why john hein is on his channels. why gary gets to run around like the lord of the manor when he's nothing but a monkey. where the fuck is robin and what happened to her. the truth about his gold digging wife. the prenup details. the status of his queer, weird and Reggie fucking daughters. his retirement after a year of old school radio shows monday to friday.
     
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    He would have to go after all the folks in the media he once went after. Go after Scientology. Go after all the vapid, stupid actors and actresses. Go after Donald Trump. Basically act like he has no connections in the industry and point out all the stupid shit going on with famous people. He needs to fire all the shit talent on the show. Benji being #1 to boot. But he would also need to hire and pay talent. Howard has enough fuck you money. He could do all this quite easily but he is in such need of approval from those he idolizes that he won't. So Howard is dead to all of us.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Exactly this, stop being such a Hollywood ass-licking bitch! You're a Rosie fan now? Come on bro.

    I don't even need any mention or revelations about Beth. Just fire Benjy, come clean about Robin, fire Hein, fire Will and anyone else who is supposed to book guests. Hire 3 people for backoffice bookings and production work, hire 2 comedians to sit in-studio...one of them should be Jackie. Then, no question is off limits - I'd even allow Beth to be off limits - as long as I never have to hear about her again.
     
  9. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    He could give me one hour with Beth.
     
  10. pontius pilot

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    you are correct sir!

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  11. Jon Hein is God

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  12. TelegramSam

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    He can't bring me back, not after the way he has treated Artie and handled that situation, not to mention blatantly lied about his interest in the merger and the financial structure of the show (i.e., Jackie was negotiating against Howard, NOT the station, and all of the Artie and H101 money went straight into his pocket). Fuck Howard, I'm done.
     
  13. IlluminatiJones

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    Howard could bring back Jackie, Artie, Billy and John and it wouldn't matter, because everything would still have to go through Howard, and 2013-Howard could turn Billy West into Benjy Bronk.

    It's over, Johnny.
     
  14. Eddie Blake

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    he would have to force finger Heidi Klum under the judges table.
     
  15. Shithead

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    By contracting cancer of the anus
     
  16. 50Foundation

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    come out of the closet and take off his wig
     
  17. MorningSong13

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    try

     
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    Nothing, stick a fork in his wig, he's done.
     
  19. boomer1976

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    I might listen again if the show gets back to the funny, but i'll never support the guy by paying for the show.
     
  20. peterfonda

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    Stop being politically correct. Go back to his "one of the people" persona. Call bullshit for what it is.