How deep in pussy do you think Bryce Harper will be tonight?

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Niggas 19 and stole home.
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Women care if someone stole a base :nocheer:
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Lou Gehrig must've been drowning in pussy back in the day..that nigga stole home like 22 times in his career
     
  4. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    His hair sucks.
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    now they are stealing homes?
     
  6. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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    you saw that too :c

    that 1st to 3rd run on a single was ridic too :D

    Jayson Werth just got busted up :sadbye:
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i remember being 19 and hitting on a chick and her asking, "have you ever stole home?" i said, "baby, that's what i call rape."
     
  8. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;x_TNFb-RLFg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_TNFb-RLFg[/video]
     
  9. droops42

    droops42 Well-Known Member

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    Kid is pretty good.
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Just think how much faster he'd be without those big ears sticking out.
     
  11. Root

    Root New Member

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    I wouldn't have just stopped at his hair...

    Holy fuck we have something in common....
     
  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    You're a true student of the male anatomy.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    orioles!
     
  14. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    90 feet.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    kid is a beast....sucks about werth, but Morse will be back soon :cheer:
     
  16. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Too soon
     
  17. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    a little less deep than the phillies, who won the game
     
  18. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

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    he's a jesus freak -- probably abstinent. He signs his autographs with a bible verse.

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  19. Porn Stache

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    Aren't you supposed to go on "walkabout" soon?
     
  20. Root

    Root New Member

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    That is an incredibly racist and demeaning comment.

    If you had any idea, which is pretty fucking obvious you don't, you'd try that little bit harder to come back with something that slightly resembles comedy.

    Either that, or you go fuck yourself with a broken wine bottle...