How desperate is Whitney Cummings?!

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  1. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    I can't get my head around her Twitter love with Beth: -- Kill it queen -- new bf -- miserable without you :puke:
    Is her career in such dire straits that she's reduced to eating Beth's hole (metaphoricaly, but who knows?), in the hope of winning favors with hubby Stern? She thinks Howard's that important?!! :backlol:
    There is another, far worse explanation for this peculiar pairing -- she might actually enjoy Beth's company... :suicide:
     
  2. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    This desperate.


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  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    What does " kill it queen " even mean ? :dontknow:
     
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    La Flama Blanca Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lets be honest, she's not funny and needs any help she can get no matter how misdirected.
     
  5. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering that!! Whatever it means, at least it makes Whitney sound like the coked-up tranny she looks. That's talent.
     
  6. Big Biscuit

    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    Cummings is making her bank with "Two Broke Girls", so for her to be that desparate to seek Beth's friendship makes me wonder about her mental state. She understands that Howard's radio show has about as many views as her TV show and both are about equal on the pop culture relevancy scale, right?

    If I had never know of her connection to THSS, I still would not watch her show based solely on that annoying "psuedo-hipster" ad campaign that NBC was throwing in everyone's face all summer before the show started. They probably have to bring it back because of the initial investment.
     
  7. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Pretty fucking desperate.

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  8. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    It gets worse:


    [​IMG] What's going on with you two?

    [​IMG] you're [sic] wife is my spirit animal.
     
  9. Engaged Chicken

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    You're wife. :rolleye:

    They're about the same age. :dontknow: Even though Whitney claims she's 28 or some such horseshit.

    :lol:
     
  10. Joe Bauers

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    :whythelongface?:

    She must read this forum.
     
  11. GaryPuppet

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    Thats not nearly as bad as Chelsea Handler telling Howard she is 36 yrs old and he never even questioned the validity of that statement.
     
  12. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  13. Thelma

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    I wonder if the arm warmer woman knows Beth has a "new bf"? Her December 11, 2011 blog entry was written to "My Best Friend" Beth Stern:

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    http://minnowland.blogspot.com/
     
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    howard is the king therefore beth is the queen...see how simple that was :)
     
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    shes desperate to make more millions.
    i think its a good move, professionally
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    If Howard was any kind of real man he would be figuring out a way to turn this into a 3-way. As for what is up with Whitney, bitches be crazy. Who the fuck knows...
     
  17. Joe Bauers

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    OK so what is getting killed ?
     
  18. Jon Hein is God

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    Whitney Cummings: Born September 4, 1982.

    Emily Beth Stern: Born May 7, 1983.

    I can't imagine Howard banging a chick a few months older than his daughter, unless she's a hooker.
     
  19. EricThMidgetSux

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    The only 3 way that involves Whitney and Beth will have Nacho as the third person.
     
  20. HorsetoothBeth

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    I can not believe how much I detest those vomits.

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