How did Beth convince Howard to marry her?

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  1. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    He was adamantly against getting married again, or so he said. They dated for a number of years before getting engaged (even though they were exclusive and lived together). Then he suddenly decides to get engaged and later married again? It's something that's never made sense to me.
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    How do most women convince their husbands to get married?
     
  3. Dean Wormer

    Dean Wormer Well-Known Member

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    She had to agree to the "no kids" thing and are to become like him, an old, dried up barren loser getting condoms forced in her hole by this chucklet-toothed liar.
     
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    She gave him a portion of engagement chicken.
     
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    I don't know but I bet Howard has his regrets.
     
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    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    1. Beth made him Engagement chicken

    2. She guilted him into making a "honest woman" of her so she didn't appear to be Howard's bimbo.

    3. Howard eventually realized no other woman could put up with him and he didn't want to be alone so he convinced her to marry him.
     
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    Did you see their 60 Minutes interview. She made all of her life about Howard and stroked his ego all day long. What more does a narcissist want than a trophy wife who will stroke his ego?
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    Vagina poooooosey!!!
     
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    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    Suck'd his wein and told him "I hate being in the spotlight!"
     
  10. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Men get cunt-struck. It's a form of unconsciousness.
     
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  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    That sneaky mooooose got him into a position where it was between her and his kids. I also think she told she was pregnant. Mooooose had something real good.. Mooooose is a pos like that


    F mutt
     
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    She threatened to kill Toni Coburn.
     
  13. BooeyBanana

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    this was lets make a deal... howard traded his kids relationships... for a lifetime parade of zonks from beth...
     
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    they trapped each other..
    maybe just maybe mule face will have a moment of clarity and realize birthing is more then a nuisance
     
  15. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    She was a gold digger going nowhere, looking for a rich socialite life. No real job, just a little charity work. Just like her best friend did to Billy Joel.


    She's very cunning and knew how to play him.....



    The pure cunning gold digger speak. Howard got suckered. :c
     
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    She gave him herpes, he gave her a ring.
     
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    Which then goes into hiding immediately following the honeymoon
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Sal was right,

    Howard's a sucker
     
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    he got what he wanted too..a slave who I bet he makes lick his asshole
     
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    I remember him saying something about "...there are people in her life..." mom, brothers, dad, etc. someone told her she looks like a whore and someone told him he looks like a typical trophy chaser. Ridiculous.
     
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