How did Super Mario's 30 Day Master Cleanse go?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Aug 17, 2014.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    @Super Mario

    Did you shit your pants and pop off on some old lady and binge-eat some Wendy's while watching Say Yes to the Dress with your BFF at your mom's house?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Wow I'm still recovering from last night. So me and my sister went out and were looking for some cheap happy hour places and ended up picking Friday's but fuck me I ended up spending over forty bucks. Some happy hour that was! Well three bars and many shots later I ended up at west park dancing like ahhippie to some hippy music band. That's the last thing I remember.
    I woke up still thrashed this morning in a some random driveway in Cleveland.my glasses were missing and I was in my sisters back seat and it was covered in my puke. I walked in to the house which all the furniture was from the fifties. Soccreepy. I was still so drunk and horny that my plan was to just get in to bed with any guy that was there and touch him. So If no guys were there I was going to go in the neighbors house

    Well I go in to one bedroom and accidently stumble and I tripped on the door and shut it and I got up to try to Open it and there's no door knob on it! I started panicking and I said OMG I'm in another house of horrers like those girls! That got kidnapped! So I started pounding on the door saying help but no one came so I jumped out window and fell in a bush.
    I was all Scratched up and I hurt my butt bone pretty bad I walked back in to the house and went in the house sAnd found my sister and said how did we end up in Cleveland and she said were in westlake and passed back out. I finally went in tthe basement laid down on a pile of clothes and masturbated for ten minutes. I was not able to cum and I passed out with my pants open.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I'm kind of busy with my thread about Mario. Can you come back later?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Burning questions. :munch:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :fil:
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Did Mario really do all that stuff? Because if he's the sort to walk into a stranger's house and crawl into bed with the first sleeping male he finds, he's a full-on sexual predator and needs to be locked up. I've already shared this thread with the Cleveland police.
     
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  7. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Loloololol
     
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  8. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    It failed miserably
     
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    told ya :tongue:
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    well, at least you've achieved much more in life than smoopy has. :giggle:

    there's always a silver lining.
     
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  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Oh, indeed.

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