How did the Gary saga end?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rum Balls, Oct 11, 2015.

  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Two girls? Two pizzas? Two king sized beds?
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    He pooped in his pants
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    He married a wealthy divorced cougar and is currently spending all her money.
     
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  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Dancing to electronica with guys.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Two king sized girlie pepperoni nips
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Maybe you should look in the fucking thread he made this morning and find out.
     
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    Runny Pork and Beans, scrambled eggs and tears...
     
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    nfbuckeye The Curse of Colavito. VIP

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    Remember when he said it hurt to get a boner because his foreskin was too tight? :jj:

    Or when he busted his toilet after he passed out and hit it with his giant forehead?

    :lol:
     
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  9. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Wow.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Christ
     
  11. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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    odds are it ended with him in bed crying into a pizza.
     
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  12. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Damn.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Well-Known Member VIP

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    Rum Balls, how are you, big boy?
     
  14. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Chillin like cream fillin, homeslice