WTF How did you meet Shivvy's wife?

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Internet, work, bar, PTA meeting?
     
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    She PM'd me here. When I told her I don't live near her, she said that doesn't matter. She makes up something she tells shivvy about leaving for 10 days every few weeks for work, but is really meeting guys from the internet. She said she'd swing by for a visit when she has a couple others in my region lined up.
     
  3. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    From the rear!!
     
  4. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    ass up face down my G!
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but does she suck a good dick?
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Ohhhhhh
     
  7. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    She was drunk and complaining in a bar. She seemed to have full-on hate for the man at home. She kissed some random dude, and the next thing you know all three were making out in the back of her car. Enter shiv.
     
  8. oski

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    This seems kind of out of line
     
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    Glory hole.

    She was hungry.

    I vote yes,
     
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  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Well, alert on it!
     
  11. DaTenses

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    I imagined her, because she doesn't exist.
     
  12. oski

    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    I don't cry to mommy
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Oh?
     
  14. oski

    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    Yes? Do you have an example?
     
  15. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    @Mrs Shivvy you have a white knight!
     
  16. oski

    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    I'm a gentleman and a scholar
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    @Mrs Shivvy this guy has got it all over Shivvy
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    No thanks. I have a wife already.
     
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    I was just saying "oh".

    Jeez.
     
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    Vavavavoom