How did you throw up?

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  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Share your best vomiting stories here.

    I was in HS and me and 3 friends went to Anita's for Mexican food the night before. 3 of us had the taco meat well the next morning at school my friend Scott said he was sick and he left his 1st period class and threw up in the hallway on the way to the bathrom. During second period I started feeling sick and I start heading towards the clinic, as I'm walking there I see my friend Walt running into the bathroom to throw up. Luckily I made it home but threw up 45 minutes later. Nothing like mexican food poisoning. :puke:
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    It had to have been after a night of binge drinking
     
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    Another Mexican story. My wife and I go to this Mexican place all the time. About once a week. She loves the god dammed place and I just kind of tolerate it. They have the strongest margaritas you can ever imagine. They really taste good but they are not for the timid. I had 3 one time and a beer. I let the wife drive home. When we got home, I told her I was going to sit in the car and catch some fresh air. As soon as she went inside, I puked my guts out on my driveway. I wiped my mouth off with my forearm and went inside, leaving it as a surprise for her the next day.

    I know that wasn't exciting but it's the only time I've puked in a long time.
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I was at a house party in college and a guy bet me $20 I couldn't chug a pitcher of beer. I won the $20 but as soon as I was finished I ran outside and projectile vomited the beer onto his lawn. I kept the $20 and started drinking again.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    :jj: I'm sure she was thrilled.

    I haven't thrown up from alcohol in a long time but last time I did it was after about 8 shots of Red Death.
     
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  7. BrulesRules

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    That was dumb of him, part of the rules of the contest should have been that you had to keep it down for like 15 minutes.
     
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    Is Red Death anything like "Hot Damn!" cinnamon schnaaps? If so, I went camping one time and we were all drinking and someone brought out a bottle of Hot Damn! and started passing it around. About 6 of us finished off the bottle and then went to bed. I woke up in my tent and had to puke but I was still drunk and I couldn't get my bearings and figure out the zipper to the door so I just puked in the corner of the tent. The smell was god-awful and the next morning I folded up the tent and threw it away and drove home before anyone else woke up.
     
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    This was why I took the bet. I knew I would not be able to keep down a pitcher of beer.
     
  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am throwing up while reading this thread :)
     
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    that's so hot :hump:
     
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    :jj: gross

    Red Death is very similiar to an Alabama Slammer, kinda girly but tastes good.

     
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    I was in the back of my own car after too many Jaeger bombs and beers the combination of air ride suspension and booze resulted in me sticking my head out of the window and texturing the side of my ride.
     
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    After a night of partying, I decided not to drive home, but walk to my girlfriends house because it was closer. I remember going in and then passing out.

    I woke up the next day to her yelling and hitting me. I had gotten into the bathroom during the night and puked on the floor, the walls and probably the ceiling ( yet missed the toilet ).

    Her mother thought it was funny as shit. Her, not so much as she cleaned it up.
     
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    Just like new after that :sunny:
     
  16. BrulesRules

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    nice! I've seen the puke paint job on cars before :up:
     
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    Was at work, I brought no lunch that day, so I had two leftover hot dogs from the company picnic, that night, the ex and I went to dinner at our favorite, favorite Humble Chinese Lollipop Restaurant :asian: we got home, later in the evening, I began to feel queasy at the same time the ex wanted to thrust, I told her I wasn't feeling too good, she felt rejected, didn't believe me, began crying (it was right before that time of the month) I said I wasn't lying, a short time later, I began heaving great laughing volleys of an amalgam of Company Hot Dogs and Humble West Lake Duck, :asian: the heaving was endless, persistent, late into the night, I missed work for two days, only able to keep down Gatorade. To this day, I do not know if it was the leftover hot dogs or the Humble West Lake Duck :asian: that caused the seemingly ceaseless reverse peristaltic jettisons...I waited a year to try West Lake Duck, couldn't eat it, waited another 3 years, still tasted like death, so that was the end of my favorite Humble Chinese Dish :asian: I can eat hot dogs, so I don't know who to blame here.
     
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    I'm sure you made a great impression.
     
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    Dummie married me. Joke's on her !
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Don't get a big head it is not because of you. I suffer from bulimia.