How difficult do you think it would be to rip Gonzo's wig off?

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  1. GivRodnyachance

    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    I know very little about hair systems, but is that bird's nest sown into his head or is it just being held on by tape or glue? Obviously, you would go to jail if you ripped his wig off, but you would also be a legend. Every time I see him, I want to rip it off his hair to see what he really looks like.
     
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    Ripping a wig off...would it be simple battery, assault & battery, assault only, attempted robbery; how bad could the charge be? If it's a first offense there would probably be probation or suspended sentence.
     
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    Howard's got deep pockets. You'd do jail time.....
    Unless the judge was a shed member .
     
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    Pay some hobo $20 to do it.
     
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    I think its more of a system than
    a wig, clips and a complex system of netting and velcro
    bet it would be tough just to pull it off
    quickly and with his security you would be tackled and arrested before you could prolly just askew it slightly
     
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    I think it's wig glue but something strong like crazy glue. But if you pull hard enough some of it will at least break off if not totally come off, I say go for it.
     
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    Can you imagine how smelly his scalp must be? I remember him goofing on Bobo about that.
     
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    Or made her rulings late in the day. Or bad ones because she was a girl.
     
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    [video=youtube;Rnkvw6Kuh_4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnkvw6Kuh_4[/video]
     
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    about as easy as this

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    If there is enough money for the picture I am sure one of those paparazzi scum would do it. They love to bait celebs with insults and pushes and car chases.
     
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    Imagine if some nut job pulled his wig off on some AGT red carpet event and a dozen photographers snapped pics of it… it would be insane! :haha:

    If that happened, would Howard immediately retire? Would he ever come back on air? Embarrassment and teasing from everyone would be fucking huge. Everyone would laugh at him. It would be humiliating.
     
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    I wonder if Beefarino has ever seen him without it.
     
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    I don't think so. I don't think he would allow that. He's obviously extremely self-conscious about his baldness. My guess is that only Ralph and Toni have seen him bald (plus his wigmaker or hair system person of course).
     
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    If you could get that thought into the head of some deranged Wack Packer like Melrose Larry, Elegant Elliot or Ass Napkin I can see it happening. They would become Legend by 'killing' their God.
     
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    I think about this at least 3 times a week. It would be the Lufthansa heist of revenges on our former King for how horrible he's become in the past 10 years.

    I will donate $1,000 to the defense of anyone who pulls this off. Even if I have to start an escrowing service called Wigstarter to hold the money until the right assailant claims it.
     
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    I believe for the amount of money he spent on his wig, it would be a felony.
     
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    they already laugh at him
     
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    Didn't Howard let some bum spit in his beards face? Did that guy do time?