How disasterous could a Howard Roast be ?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I have 1500 jokes in my back pocket and the other one is hailing a taxi cab-ah! :wop:
     
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    Howard will tell them beforehand not to laugh at your material....
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Oh the humanity.

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  4. slacker

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    Hamptons howie head would fuckn explode... Then he would have each of the comedians killed, and their families....
     
  5. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Howard would never allow it
    he can't handle critcism
     
  6. knu3421

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    W

    Please I'd like to welcome u to the don imus roast... My first joke
     
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    either that or he would outrun the families
     
  8. whatsit

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    Did someone say there would be a roast??
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    2nd joke THE FACT OF MATTER IS this roast is gonna suck!
     
  10. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    howard pranks - no one else!!!!
     
  11. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    yeah, I don't believe there will be a roast.
     
  12. Ruffypup

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    Holy shit the material is endless :wop: I hope Jeff Ross brings it up :wop:
     
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    i would pay cash for a robin quivers roast - MONEY IN THE BANK

    she would explode
     
  14. Ruffypup

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    We need to hire Jeff Ross to Roast Howard in our backyard and put up on youtube. That man could get paid nigga!
     
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    HOWARD: "Okay, I decided to let you guys roast me, but here are a few topics off limits -- Beth, the AGT ratings, my wig, uh, um, I mean my hair, my mansion, my bowling alley, my teeth, my nose job, my chin implant, my 3 day work week, Bianca's death, my marbles, my photography, my wardrobe, my jacking off to babysitter porn when Beth is out (all the time), red carpets, Mom Caves, Artie's suicide attempt because of me, my skipping Gary's dad's funeral, my leaving Gary's dinner party early, my cheating on Allison, Robin's illness, the fact that I've become irrelevant and nobody under 30 knows who I am, my many chimneys, my pissing on my few remaing fans...but other than that, have at it. You know me guys, I like to keep it honest."
     
  16. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Come on man she almost died! Anything else shitpipehead?
     
  17. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He couldn't handle the wig jokes. Howard will never be roasted. Hes to much of a pussy.
     
  18. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    The fans know Howard better than he knows himself :jj:
     
  19. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Oh man that's great. Somebody please tweet this to that old wigged pelican..
     
  20. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    just put an apple in her mouth.