How do guys like 2manboobs deal with 'booze vomit' breath at work?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    How do guys like Zhukov deal with 'booze vomit' breath at work?

    I bet he has to contend with this on a daily basis.


    I bet that mouthwash is a dead giveaway. So does he use a lot of breath mints throughout the day? Or does he just stick to vodka when working?


    This applies to all boozers, not just Zhukov and 2manboobs.

    :smile:
     
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    It's a lot better than Metamucil and Poligrip breath. :dave:
     
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    I bet you shampoo with Palmolive and bong water.
     
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    So how do you get around that problem at work? Oh, wait....do you even still have a job? :jj:



    I have all my teeth, unlike your poverty stricken South Carolina livin' ass. :dancin:
     
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    I just tell everybody I have the flu.
     
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    How about you give poor 2manboobs a chance to answer the questions posed to him.


    Go make some gimps or something, fucking dent head.
     
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    Schmoopy aren't u like 2 years younger than Dave?
     
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    I'm 40 and he's 67. :wtf:
     
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    I'm 44.

    How come you stopped adding on the months to your birthdays? Since you are now 40-1/2 now. :smile:
     
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    I'm 40 and 3/4 now. :fail:
     
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    I haven't had a drop of alcohol pass my lips in 4 & a half years, Jheri ....
     
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    I'll have you know that the only product used in my hair post-shower was Garnier Fructise leave-in conditioner. :fil:
     
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    So just drinking Vodka and breath mints didn't work?

    Your coworkers caught those booze vomit breaths and notified your supervisor who then forced you to rehab?

    :smile:
     
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    You don't need to worry about hair care products, Mr. Five-head.
     
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    Are you sharing the covers to your Porn vids for everyone? Fag.

    :c
     
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    Lolz schmoopy is bald.
     
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    I was and still am the supervisor .... My drink of choice was either Bacardi & Coke, or Jack Daniels on the rocks. The Vodka buzz never did anything for me.. .. I never drank while on the job, as my job requires an immense amount of complex thinking & problem solving.... Unfortunately, my after work partying became as intense as my work ethic, and my Liver ultimately rebelled ...which is why I am now sober today