How Do I Convince My Wife To Quit Shaving Her VaJayJay?

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  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    When she did it years ago I thought it was the greatest thing ever.....now I'd kill for a landing strip, or Hitler moustache. I'm not asking for full on 70's retro bush....just a little grass on the playing field. I've asked a few times, but so far no luck.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's fucking disgusting

    You are a gross man
     
  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Why in the hell would you wanna do that?
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Tell her it feels like it does when you are banging your daughter. :dontknow:
     
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  5. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Spray Icy Hot on her razors.
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You may be over-reacting. Post it and let's see what's doin'. :munch:
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, i gotta agree. i cut my teeth on pubes in the 80's & theres nothing like that one damn hair stuck in the back of your throat.
    i don't mind a little patch
     
  8. Atomic Wedgie

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    :secret:That didn't work, they don't shave down.
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Is that a Mexican hairless? I *love* thoooose! O. Hairless. This is where it's at. It's so much smoother & cleaner.
     
  10. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    All my boyfriend would need to tell me is, 'it would turn me on so much if you started growing your hair again' and get descriptive with all the lovely & nasty things you want to do from that moment forward and as it grows back.
     
  11. Doug Masters

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    I hated that :c
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Just trying to help.
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    What's with you today? First DBD, now him?

    :bully:
     
  14. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Does she shave every time? Does she ever have it waxed?
    Would that make a difference?
     
  15. Atomic Wedgie

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    I tried that....she says it will itch too much growing back.

    Still, if a shaved snatch is my biggest problem in life, I'm doing pretty good.:cheer:
     
  16. wicked smaaaht

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    Her boyfriend doesn't like that! :c
     
  17. Atomic Wedgie

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    Wicked burn!!
     
  18. stripes

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    its funny the different feel of pubes. some feels like steel wool, others feel like silk. usually the darker the hair color, the coarser it felt. true blondes are pretty silky & most have a lite brown bush
     
  19. wicked smaaaht

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    I'm brunette, greek and italian. :nocheer: I SHAVE!! :giggle:
     
  20. PappYawn

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    I didnt have the heart to say that. :c