how do i join the Illuminati?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Jul 4, 2013.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I have a lot to offer the organization in thread making abilities.
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Zzzzzzzzzzip.
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Are they taking applications at the moment?
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    You have to stop posting on other forums for 23 months before they will accept your application.
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    OK done. So will they give me a call?
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Yes, just make sure not to post again until they do. Congrats!
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    You might want to ask Naz
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I worded my first response wrong. :facepalm:

    ".......stop posting on all ​forums......"
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    im a fan
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    I want to be a Freemason.
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    same
    whoever gets back to me first will have me as a member
     
  12. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    alex jones on howard stern explained how an average joe could join. i think he said you should become a ranger and show that you are unethical and they will make you into a warlord. the more human lives you are willing to sacrifice, the faster you will move up in the ranks. :dontknow: . no matter what you do, without being part of the right bloodline, you will probably hit a glass ceiling.
     
  14. Obi Drunkenobe

    Obi Drunkenobe Well-Known Member VIP

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    You don't join them. They come to you.