How do I meet a Nice Girl?

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I feel like I've tried everything. All the cute one's have wedding rings. Internet sites are a rip off. I'm not lonely, but my house could use a "touch".
     
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    Drink a case of zima, head down to the local gay bar, and find a delicious cock to suck, faggot. :pie:
     
  3. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I don't think any of that would agree with stomach. But thanks.
     
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    :wtf:
    How many zimas deep, son?
     
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    Do what John the Stutterer did:
    Go on the radio and say:"ladies...date me if you want a guy that will lllllllick your aaaaasssshole."

    Wait....don't do that....
    Yeah... that didnt work for him either.
     
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    The fact that you've been here awhile. I like you. But fuck off.
     
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    Church
     
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    You should hang out with Scoresman.
    He's about meeting girls.
     
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    Probably true. I have to listen to a sermon? I'm out.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Awww. :console: You sound like a sweet man who's open. It'll come. So cliche, but you really can't force it.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Like you've ever known any nice girls. [​IMG]
     
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    I go on assignments, they are all married (except for the freaks) Just one.
     
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    Don't listen to all these mooks. You're open to establishing a real, meaningful connection with someone. That's beautiful and what life's all about.
     
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    "Assignments" ?
     
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    work
     
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    Oh. Maybe not the right place then.
     
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    I see all people. Last week I "think" a mom flirted with me. But that would be weird. Didn't notice a ring. My bad.
     
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    i have :fil:

    i just don't like them because i subconsciously need the excitement of an insane girl:cool:
     
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    My x is crazy, I have two kids. I like someone, but I'm in MA, she's in Chicago.
     
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