How do we Santorum Beth?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gotta do it. Let's get revenge on Howard. It will destroy her.
     
  2. Engaged Chicken

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    :lol:

    DlistCelebutard. :D
     
  3. Howchilla

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    Going off the Santorum treatment, every time someone typed in Beth O for a search, the top result would have to be something ammaazzzzing.

    Beth O: A fame seeking vulture who will fuck a pelican to reach her goal.
     
  4. Just Peachy

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    Something along the lines of: Paul McCartney got BethO'd when he married Heather Mills.
     
  5. La Flama Blanca

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    :maniac:Howard's gonna run out of sites to shut down
     
  6. Peau de Soie

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    ostrosky: (noun) the frothy mix of herring and hay that is sometimes the byproduct of sex with horses. "Carl the stable boy was lonely and left ostrosky all over the farmer's milk pail."
     
  7. Just Peachy

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    Like. I think we could do a noun, Ostrosky, and a verb, BethO'd. :cheer:
     
  8. AGT Blows

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    Keeping it simple might be best.
    A BethO: A medical condition in which the patient can only deficate on gay men.
     
  9. Chimney Portions

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    The Ostrosky

    Definition: When you have anal sexy with a man (preferably Argentinian) after not shitting for a month.

    Use: Hector Ostroskied his ol' lady last night. He could barely get it in there an inch.
     
  10. max rockatansky

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    Speaking of Santorum, the Senator is still melting down in TO at the other place.
     
  11. somedude61

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    How about a one word question. "Beth'O?" = "Why the long face?" So you see someone sad and just say Beth'O?
     
  12. Mr Ed

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    More Definitions:
    (Partial quotes, for fair usage purposes. These are not the entire pages, as copyrights may be involved.)

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

    1. santorum
    January 3, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
    The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
    "That move was about as slick as santorum!"
    by Bohica Zamboni Nov 27, 2003 [Mr. Ed note: the acronym "BOHICA" was commonly used during the 1980s, by enlisted personnel in the US Navy. "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again." Apparently, its usage has continued into current times. "Zamboni" is the name of the ice smoothing machine at a hockey game.]

    2. santorum
    a. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
    b. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
    As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bath-house was none other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
    by max Dec 12, 2004

    3. santorum
    a) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
    b) Anything resembling this.
    examples: We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.
    A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.
    by Hankley Oct 20, 2004

    4. Santorum
    As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.
    (From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
    Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....
    by Tommy Humphreys May 27, 2005
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    Beth referred to herself as "Bethman" during an interview at a movie opening, in November, 2011.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bethman

    1. Bethman
    The muscle in a female gang.
    When the homegirl turned stoolie the boss sent the Bethman in!

    2. Bethman
    The best "Man" at a lesbian wedding. This is a very common expression in San Francisco.
    The Bethman handed Butch the ring.

    3. Bethman
    Derogatory East coast slang meant to describe an angry lesbian.
    SHe turned into a real Bethman when she caught her girlfriend with a guy!

    4. Bethman
    A burly female who empties bed pans in a nursing home.
    The Old man groped the Bethman while she emptied his bed pan.

    5. Bethman
    A tatooed female arm wrestler.
    Bill was knocked out of the contest in the first round by that huge Bethman!

    6. Bethman
    A know-it-all intellectual lesbian. This is a gay subculture definition we use in the Southeast (Alabama)
    I am so tired of listening to Bethman over there running off at the mouth about shit she doesn't really know about!

    7. Bethman
    A woman that needs to shave every morning to avoid being visited by side show recruiters.
    My sister has a 3 o'clock shadow. What a Bethman!
     
  13. Dominic GPS

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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ostrowski


    1. Ostrowski[TABLE]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Polish people mainly deriving from Wisconsin, who love hunting, fishing, drinking beer and the life of almost any party. Usually Ostrowski's are attractive, exciting and full of suprises. Its great to be an Ostrowski.
    Yeah Jim was being such an Ostrowski last night, he was alot of fun
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beth%20O

    1. Beth O

    The girlfriend of Howard Stern that only wants Howard Stern BECAUSE he is Howard Stern. She is an "okay" looking girl with a killer body but a looooong face. She would NEVER be noticed as a Model unless she was dating Howard Stern. She'd just be "some decent looking 2 bit ho"Hey---Theres Howard Stern's girlfriend....uh....what's her name??? Oh---yeah.....Beth O. As in "Oh how lucky I am to be dating Howard Stern"

    2. Beth O
    Horse-faced bitch with a long face and a golden shovel. She uses the shovel to dig for gold in her Jewish-boyfriend's giant nose.
    Beth O was pulling a cart in Central Park before she met her new man.
     
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    looks like it already started
     
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    I'd hardly put her in the same category worthy of such nuclear ridicule as Santorum.

    She's not attempting to affect legislation with her antics.

    She's just a pretty girl in an evening gown, trolling for a red carpet.

    Harmless. Vapid, but harmless.
     
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    Hi Just Peachy! :)
     
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    What about using 'Ostroskied' as much as possible as a verb on the official AGT Forum? To 'Ostrosky' would mean to befriend someone with power, and pretend you like them, only because they have something you want...

    e.g. "Julie was Ostroskying the judges all night!", or "Timmy really Ostroskied Sharon yesterday!"
     
  19. Peau de Soie

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    Too many syllables that way. "Santorum" and "Ostrosky" both work better as nouns.
     
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    Yay urbandictionary.com!!
    :cheer: