Fuck its Girl Scout Cookie season.... and I always hit the grocery store right before the weekend.. Which means running the Girl Scout Cookie gauntlet.... What is worse, like all good snipers they pick the best line of site of their pray at the entrance to the grocery store .. They have me dead to rights from the second I pull into the parking lot all the way into the store.... 'Would you like to buy some cookies?'.. say the cute little Nazi ... '...ummm sorry I don't have any cash on me, maybe on the way out' I say knowing that fucks me on the way out... 'Okay thank you' say the smug cute little Hitlers in ponytails I then have to shop knowing that I now have find a way out of the store not occupied like 1941 Poland I know ... I will pretend to talk on my phone as I walk past them...fuck this is torture, I just came for some steaks and drinks, maybe a pack of hotdogs why would a grown man want to buy cookies anyway? okay I pay for my shit and get $10 cash back as a fall back plan.... here we go .. fuck I left my phone on the car charger.. I am doomed.. look for me keys I will pretend to look for me keys.. the automatic doors slide open... fuck my keys are in my hand and they see that.. I've made eye contact.. I have made fucking eye contact... 'would you like to buy some cookies??' the smug little SS say I am trapped... 'Do you have any peanut butter?' I hand them my money and except the jailhouse shower gang rape.. 'thank you , have a nice day' smug little assholes.. I do the walk of shame to my truck, and put the bags in the back get in and fuck I forgot the hotdogs!! '