How do you deal with Haters on the job?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Dec 15, 2014.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    I try hard to ignore them but it only makes them to try harder to get my attention. Those motherfuckers can be like a smelly lingering fart.
     
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  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I ignore them and they stay away from me. Everyone is scared I'm gonna go all angry black dude so they pretty much leave me alone.
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    They leave you alone because faggot is contagious.
     
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  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Kill them with kindness... I love watching people squirm as they try to get over on me, but can't, because I return the misery with light and joy.

    Fuck em.
     
  5. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Hate back harder.
     
  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I don't return their calls.
     
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  7. GoshGeeGolly

    GoshGeeGolly Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Try sabotage.
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    I only have one person in my office that ive had a problem with...and lately she seems to have gotten her shit in line so im sort of doing pretty well now.
     
  9. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I enact the shun. :yes:
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Are you still working for free?
     
  12. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    No. They paid me everything last week. I'm suddenly rich! :cheer2:
     
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  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Nice!
     
  14. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I loosen the lug nuts on their personal vehicle
     
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  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I fire them
     
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  16. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Or I take some bearing grease and dab some on the underside of their door handle greasing their hand/fingers.

    Tuna fish juice poured into the fresh air intake makes for a pleasant surprise.
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Put white out in their coffee.
     
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  18. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    How does that work out when you still have to go home to her at the end of the day? :munch:
     
  19. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  20. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    @shitty