how do you deal with insomnia?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Nothing worse than not being able to fall asleep. ...

    I am a white noise kind of person
     
  2. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Melatonin.
     
  3. Buffalo Balls

    Buffalo Balls Well-Known Member

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    Benadryl every night.
     
  4. Dick Nose

    Dick Nose Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thss
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Jam a fork into an electrical socket... :coffee:
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    A few beers and a couple bowls and I sleep like a baby. :D
     
  7. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    This.

    I also use an app on my tablet called "sleepytime" or something. Rain storm number 3, IIRC. Very nice.
     
  8. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    No caffeine at all, work out in morning or as early as possible, no sugar in evening, cold room to sleep in, just lie there and do not allow yourself to do anything else.
     
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    I have a lovely melatonin and vodka combo every night. Works like a charm.
     
  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Sporks ok?
     
  13. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    Meditate

    Close your eyes and just envision the #1 floating around just that #

    If that dont work masturbate or I use Ambien 3 put me right out
     
  14. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    Try listening to the wrap up show.
     
  15. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    That is the best...but cant do that anymore on work nights
     
  16. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Probably not because they don't make sporks in metal.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    NM. It should work.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Sleep water, combination of melatonin,5htp and a few herbs
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Love these. There is an iPhone app called Ambience that has a pretty very good replica sound of this called Sleep Machine. Works especially well on an iPad as a replacement when traveling.
     
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    A good indica strain = sleepy time. Having to go to a dealer is absolute shit though, so I'll just fuck up my circadian rhythm with melatonin.