How do you dump the world's nicest guy?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I can't handle it. It's too much.

    I'm honest to a FAULT, have told him 100X "NEVER, NO WAY", but after almost 8 months of NEVER GOING AWAY, he broke me down.

    Let's not pretend that I wasn't horny.

    Now.......I've gotta hug him 5 fucking times a night, and kiss him and shit......and if I tell him to back the fuck off - I set up his computer for him, so he hits me up on FB all night.

    It's too much. I can't goddamn deal with it, I'm having a nervous breakdown.
     
  2. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    furst
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    not helpful :mad:
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Is this the guy that went soft on you?
     
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    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sorry

    I know nothing about relationships. I'll get Hockey, she'll know what to do.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Honesty is your friend. Brutal honesty. I'm sure you have no problem with that.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Yes. Then the situation was recitified over the weekend, it worked fine 3X........thought I was ready to call him my boyfriend and shit......and....try.

    I'm having a fucking hernia.

    I'd appreciate that. :hat:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    you guys are useless

    I'm breaking up with all of you too. :mad:
     
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    oh my slippy
     
  11. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lets start with the basics.

    What does he do for a living?

    Is he good with your kids?

    What does he look like
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Find yourself a real man . . . like this guy. He's from Canada, the English speaking part at that.

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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Be honest with the gut. Tell him you were horny and you wanted to fuck. Tell him you're not mentally ready for a relationship now. Tell him that you think he's a great guy, but it's the wrong time. After you say that, make a joke and say the sex was good or something like that.
     
  14. wensday

    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    marry him.
     
  15. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This is why i wish i could go back in time to my early 20s when i was nice and slap the shit out of myself and say "be an asshole, they like it".

    Those prime pussy years were wasted on the same bitches like Slippy. :mad:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ummmmm.......some kind of heavy machinery shit - destroys department stores and buildings and stuff.....which answers what he looks like a little

    Shorter and balder than my usual choices in life......but I can see past that.

    He's great with my kids.....he's the closest thing to a real "man" they've ever been exposed to outside of my dad.

    None of this is the issue, Real.
     
  17. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Slip, tell him to back off and stop smothering you if he still wants to get with you. Its that simple.

    He knows you, he will listen.
     
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    Acid Shat Dead

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    Otherwise have him around for coffee every other week to see your kids and thats it.
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I've tried that for the better part of a year - he will NOT give up or go away. Guy basically broke me down.

    I'm still married. Keep up.

    No - this isn't correct. But goddamn - smothering somebody is different.
     
  20. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's a new relationship. Of course he's smothering you. Give him a few months and he'll be farting and forgetting your birthday in no time.

    Did he not satisfy your womenly needs during sexy times???