How Do You Embarrass Your Kids?

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  1. FCCstandards

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    Today my 15 year old son had a movie date with a 17 year old girl. He had the balls to ask her. Which surprised me, but ok. So my other son and I had to go to a movie around the same time. Long story short, 15 year old did not want us waiting for him in the lobby to meet her. We did, of course. Met her, very pretty. He was pissed. What have you done? :)
     
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    Gotten piss drunk on zima and left my laptop open allowing my son to see what a douchebag I am on the internet. :bigcry:
     
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    You bet your ass I would have waited to meet her! :lo5:

    What did you end up seeing?
     
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    I really don't. I'm very cool and adorable.
     
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    i wouldn´t talk to you for like 6 months if you pulled that shit with me :mad:
     
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    Is that all it takes?







    :c
     
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    I embarrass mine by simply existing. :jj:

    There is no pleasing them.
     
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    the only thing that gets me angrier, and makes me shun people for longer, is getting naked pics PM´d to me :biting:
     
  9. FCCstandards

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    My kid is 6' 1", she was maybe 5'5", pretty, I guess. They play in the HS orchestra together. I think she was surprised to see us. She's 17 and doesn't have her license, so she had to text a parent for a ride. I said your brother and I will wait in the car. You wait with her for her ride.
     
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    I drank Zuma once 20 years ago.
     
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    Awwww....I love young love. :snoopy:
     
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    When u turn 15, I bet you'll feel differently.
     
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    I talked to him about condoms way earlier today. He wants me to buy them. I hope he was kidding. I think he was kidding.
     
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    My kids are on the payroll.
    Their contract doesn't allow for embarrassment.
     
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    give the kid space dummy
     
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    I did. I had to sit through "Walk in the Woods" Nick Nolte and Robert Redford are old and slow.
     
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    Girls use to be all over my 15 year old self.
     
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    Recently my 12 yo daughter called me from the rec center and said these teenagers were harassing her and her friend, that they threatened to jump them. She was afraid to walk home.

    I go around there to find out it's 8 of them, 5 girls and 3 boys all yelling shit at them, long story short, my court date is on Oct 18th.

    True story.
     
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    reminds me of
     
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    Whoa, court date? Can't talk I bet.
     
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