How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
     
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    Slippy got chlamydia by sitting on the steps of her trailer
     
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  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I smiled to myself and had a bit of an internal chuckle reading that.
     
  4. BleedingGums

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    Creme of sum yung gai
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    ... and here I thought the other guy had to get off to give you AIDS...
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    Maybe you'd like to hear the one about the genie and the man with the small penis?
     
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  8. DarkFriday

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    Jeton gave BOO the AIDS. :oops:
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    A couple is getting frisky. The woman says, blink once if you want to do it, blink twice if you don't. The man says, tug on my dong once if you want to do it, and 400 times if you don't.
     
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    How do you get to Carnegie Hall (with AIDS)?
     
  12. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Are you serious? That little Pygmy he married? :cwl:
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    And then Mike said to the genie "I wish I had a little head" and "poof"

    That one?
     
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    Use Levers bathroom?
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Either that, or the slightly deaf genie who gave him a 12 inch pianist.
     
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