Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Sep 4, 2016.
If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
Slippy got chlamydia by sitting on the steps of her trailer
I smiled to myself and had a bit of an internal chuckle reading that.
Creme of sum yung gai
... and here I thought the other guy had to get off to give you AIDS...
Maybe you'd like to hear the one about the genie and the man with the small penis?
Jeton gave BOO the AIDS.
A couple is getting frisky. The woman says, blink once if you want to do it, blink twice if you don't. The man says, tug on my dong once if you want to do it, and 400 times if you don't.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall (with AIDS)?
Are you serious? That little Pygmy he married?
And then Mike said to the genie "I wish I had a little head" and "poof"
Use Levers bathroom?
Either that, or the slightly deaf genie who gave him a 12 inch pianist.