Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Capn Crud, Sep 18, 2012.
I would hate to pay for a massage and then not be offered
When her head is in your lap
But what if you pay for it and her head never ends up in your lap
You should just ask as soon as you walk in the door. Be blunt, just say, "am I going to be able to blow my load" If they get offended it probably is code for yes.
If they're asian or eastern european -- you gettin a handy, son. If they're regular american or western european -- you getting a backrub, yo.
Then you are doing it wrong.
If you have to get buzzed in, thats a pretty good sign that yes, happy endings are the norm.
Then you push it down into your lap. Duh, do I have to do everything for you?
when you pull out your badge.
Then it's free.
I've heard they work like this: there is a set price for 30 minutes of massage, say 30 bucks. Give them that but bring in tipping money. About 10 minutes in, when you flip over and tent out and she is massaging your lower abdomen and thighs, she will ask you if you are law.
After you answer no, a tip could ensue for additional considerations.
Oh, you have heard this, huh? we just ask outright where I work.
I've always wondered and saw a new massafe parlor going up on my drive home
I have some shady friends.
This makes complete sense
Assuming you aren't trolling, go in and check it out. Might wait to see if it stays open a few weeks first. Find out if they are pying the correct people to not pay attention to them. Every dude needs to try out a place like that at least once in their life.
use sal's app
I met a girl who worked at the one on 53 in Itasca. She was very cute. She told me that officially nothing goes on illegal. They have legal nudity and masturbation shows although it is up to the individual girl how far they want to go.