Stern Show How do you pronounce "carafe"?

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Stern this week was talking about coffee or something and when he said "carafe" he pronounced it "caraf-eee"

    Is he that out of touch that he doesn't even know how to pronounce simple kitchen items?
     
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    he's trying his besht
     
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    Kuh-raff?
     
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    It rhymes with giraffe! :D
     
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    It's not giraffeeee?
     
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    Wanna hear something terrible.....?

    One of my son's friends in high school was from Hong Kong. He lived with us for senior year (kind of like an unofficial exchange student) My son told him the container on my counter was called a "coffee giraffe." To this day, that's what he thinks it's called. :facepalm:
     
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    I call it the thing you put coffee in.
     
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    Yeah, coffee pot works pretty well.
     
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    Fancy jug only rich white people have. :fil:
     
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    Pitcher. Like beth takes of kitties.
     
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    Cunt raff
     
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    Howard "Beth, do you remember if we left the streep-on in Florida?"
     
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    Howard's a Long Island rube. There is nothing gracious or cultured about him. Yes he writes beautiful notes, but he was sixty when he figured that out.
     
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    And he has someone coaching him for every word.
     
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    Howard's teef prevent him from ever pronouncing anything correct, ever. Ever.
     
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    Doug Heffernan says it's a fruity word and should never be uttered at all.
     
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    That's what passes for humor on that show now, pronouncing words funny on purpose.
     
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    He married a modoe who writes a hell of a thank you note and knows how to wash.
     
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    It's too bad that Bob Levy is banned from the show.
    The 45 minute bit with him trying to spell carafe would have been comedy gold too.
     
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