How do you pronounce Insurance?

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Insurance or Insurance?

    A little fact you might not know: If you pronounce it with the emphasis on the first syllable then you are a drooling moron.

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    The second one
     
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    I pronounce it based on the spelling.
     
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    Usaa
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    op likes anal :coffee:
     
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    In-SYURE-ance.

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  8. NipplesAndToes23

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    Axe another question.
     
  9. gwartney

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    I've never heard anyone pronounce it the moron way.
     
  10. gilaet

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    Insurance.
     
  11. Bye You!

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    then you don't hang out in ghettos.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    No hablo ingles. :smile:
     
  13. gilaet

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    When I spent a summer in Tennessee I heard a guy pronounce obstacle as ob-stackle.
     
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    rip-off
     
  15. Estocada

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    I worked in a little store back in high school and everyone who wanted Pall Mall cigarettes would pronounce them Pell Mell. After I ritually slaughtered several of them, the survivors learned the correct way to pronounce their cigarette of choice. And they were very polite.
     
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    How do you pronounce "negative rep?" :negbomb:
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Insur‚Äčance
     
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    I pronounce tv, TV.
     
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    Or with hillbillies.
     
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    I heard some lady at wawa call them pal mals...lol