I see Kimmel coming out and doing 10 minutes of bad monologue full of teeth and Martian jokes making fun of eveyone but Wiggy. Followed by Whitney Cummings, Train, and Tom Cotter. Then the special award presentation done by Robin for the NSAL giving some kind of bullshit made up trophy to Howard and the amaaaaaazing one for all their hard work. Howard will then take the mic pointing out any famous people he can find in the audience thanking them for "coming out to honor him" and telling the world how wonderful his amaaaaazing angel of a wife is and how much he loves her. He will then close the show by having Natalie Maines come up and warble Landslide.