How do you see Howards "party" going.

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  1. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    I see Kimmel coming out and doing 10 minutes of bad monologue full of teeth and Martian jokes making fun of eveyone but Wiggy. Followed by Whitney Cummings, Train, and Tom Cotter. Then the special award presentation done by Robin for the NSAL giving some kind of bullshit made up trophy to Howard and the amaaaaaazing one for all their hard work. Howard will then take the mic pointing out any famous people he can find in the audience thanking them for "coming out to honor him" and telling the world how wonderful his amaaaaazing angel of a wife is and how much he loves her. He will then close the show by having Natalie Maines come up and warble Landslide.
     
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    As lame as everything else he touches these days.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Yes. And reading that makes me want to punch you in the face.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...hes an old man with no juice if it wasnt for his money and his one sided microphone nobody would notice theyd just laugh at the old man with the not so young anymore hooker. if her tits weren't so wonky she would just be an aged courtney sodomy stodden
     
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    Lol!! This image came up when I google image searched "douche chills"
     
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    This is going to be a massive shit show on so many levels. Beth will be there with her hooves and jaw. Robin will spew something about how he saved her from cancer as she stuffs her face with french fries...it's going to be a pure shit sandwich and I will not be partaking.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...howard will strike into his jesus pose.
     
  9. Lou Skunt

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    It will be an ass sucking extravaganza. I hate it, but it can't be anything but a success with all the ball lickers and yes men fawning over the old pelican. Any hint of a fuck up will never see the light of day. Spin, spin, spin. Money can fix just about anything. Fuck these people.
     
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    it is going to be so lame that howard doesnt want his parents there
     
  11. Samurai

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    All this and more. Crappy sound quality remote microphones. Whack packers screaming into microphone. Howard complaining about everything except the handful of B-list guests.

    Even when I was a Stern fan, I didn't care much for the B-day shows.
     
  12. nserafini

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    Tilapia will be served. Doors will open at 4pm. Show over by 5:30. All guests will be in bed by 8pm.
     
  13. Divorce Chicken

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    He'll invite the dykie commie Natalie Maines, but the wack pack will be relegated to the far corner table.
     
  14. Bye You!

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    A portion of tilapia.
     
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    The early pelican special?
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...scrambled eggs on ritz or saltine crackers. :coffee:
     
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    I just pray there's no mic on the amazing one
     
  19. tv910

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    None of the "celebrities" who supposedly promised to attend will show up, they'll go to one of the many events hosted by someone more relevant than Howard. The guest list will consist solely of the same 80's has-beens and D-listers he has for guests every week. None of the fans from out of town will show up either because all the hotel rooms in the area are already booked for the Super Bowl. Wiggy will also take the whole week off (and probably the following week) to make up for having to work on a Friday night.
     
  20. Divorce Chicken

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    Please god, please let Sal make some "unscripted" comments. It's our only hope.