How do you verbally initiate sexy time?

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  1. Ridic Too2

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    For me it is different depending on who is going to have the pleasure of receiving my manhood.

    With my girlfriend I usually just say "let's get it on" and she will get on her knees or spread her legs in front of me.

    When getting some ass on the side with a rando or some repeat slam it ranges from "I want to be inside you" to " I am going to fuck you" depending on the whore factor of the chick.

    I REFUSE to us the phrase "make love". That is the worst saying ever.
     
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    When it comes to sexy time, I am a man of action, not words. :cool:
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    "You should just fucking smile and blow me! "
     
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    "How much?"
     
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    time to walk the dog
     
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    "hey kids, i've got gummy bears!"
     
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    First, I cut the tip off the banana......



    :hilarious:
     
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    his dicks usually in my mouth, so something like "glub, glub, glub"
     
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    If it's someone I'm intimate with on a regular basis, something like "Wanna go fool around?"

    If it's a newer one, "Wanna go cuddle?"
     
  10. idiotbox

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    "let's not turn this rape into a murder"
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

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    make love :puke:

    Let's fuck works for me
     
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    :jj:
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    Hey...let's fuck :c
     
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    i just say...were is my sock?
     
  15. Ridic Too2

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    Sometimes I will say to a girl "take me in your mouth." It receives a surprisingly favorable response.
     
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    you'd be perfect if you were a giants' fan
     
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    :bigthink

    That...sounds pretty good actually

    Um, the line, not taking you in my mouth
     
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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
     
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    you pull out your cock and say,"why dont you assume your rightful position in life"....they usually get it...if they dont you explain lovingly,"on your knees bitch"

    then they get it.:)