How Do You Want To Die?

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  1. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    If you could choose any method of dying, how would you want to go?
     
  2. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    In my sleep.
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    in my sleep
     
  4. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Dieing :ublob:
     
  5. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    In your sleep is when not how.
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Balls deep in a wet twat. :grad:
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Is this a trick question? In my sleep, but not before I said a proper good-bye to my kids.
     
  8. Birddog

    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    ok, head severed, in my sleep
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Suffocation.

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  10. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Well, something peaceful preferably.
     
  11. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    quickly
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Pety spel corectors are daed too me. :p
     
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    I would prefer something quick and painless, but knowing my luck it will be embarrassing enough that people will laugh about it for years to come.
     
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    suicide by rhino
     
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    Something that I don't see coming and hopefully when my young sons are mature enough to handle it.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Ouch! One of the ishits can help you with that.
     
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    :bed:
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    overeating
     
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    I don't even want to answer, I feel like I'm jinxing myself :shakey:
     
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    I want to be thrown in a tree shredder feet first. However, I want it to be shut off just before it hits my arms to allow me to wave good bye to everyone.