Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Atomic Wedgie, Oct 17, 2012.
Please don't make a mockery of this thread.
where is that option
criss cross applesauce
old school, gotta vote Lobosco
Yeah me too. I'm like a dog.
If stuff starts to get itchy back there I just drag my ass across the carpet.
ill try that I just go jump in the pool and let the family worry about it
I don't wipe. I scoop.
The way to do it properly is to ensure you spread your cheek as wide as comfortably possible as you sit down. This ensures minimal smearing. Then, once evacuation is complete, you take a few squares of TP (folded flat, NOT wadded up) in your wiping hand, lift your cock and balls with your off hand and scoop any poop residue off your dung hole. NEVER raise up of the seat to go in from the side or back. This will just press your cheeks together and make an even bigger mess than you started with. And standing up to wipe? Don't even get me started on how flawed that technique is.
Feel free to thank me for this expert knowledge I just gave you with rep points. You're welcome in advance.
what do you suggest for hal and baltimore mike
If you wipe back to front you could get poop in your vagina and it could get sick.
what about whether you wipe from the front or the back---this has always interested me
Women should wipe front to back to prevent infection.
Those flushable wet wipes are the second best invention ever.
I know silly, I meant some people wipe by reaching around the back of their butt, some from the front between their legs
my plumber says they are terrible on your pipes
I go fronto to back, from the back. I do the from the front thing every once in a while and have no idea why I bother I don't like it.
Chicks that shit are gross
Probably, but I'm only thinking of my ass.