How Do You Wipe?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Atomic Wedgie, Oct 17, 2012.

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How Do You Wipe?

  1. Front To Back

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  2. Back To Front

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  3. Side To Side

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  4. Lobosco

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  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Please don't make a mockery of this thread.
     
  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I don't

    where is that option
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    criss cross applesauce
     
  4. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    old school, gotta vote Lobosco :slick:
     
  5. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Yeah me too. I'm like a dog.
    If stuff starts to get itchy back there I just drag my ass across the carpet.
     
  6. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    ill try that I just go jump in the pool and let the family worry about it
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I don't wipe. I scoop.

    The way to do it properly is to ensure you spread your cheek as wide as comfortably possible as you sit down. This ensures minimal smearing. Then, once evacuation is complete, you take a few squares of TP (folded flat, NOT wadded up) in your wiping hand, lift your cock and balls with your off hand and scoop any poop residue off your dung hole. NEVER raise up of the seat to go in from the side or back. This will just press your cheeks together and make an even bigger mess than you started with. And standing up to wipe? Don't even get me started on how flawed that technique is. :facepalm:

    Feel free to thank me for this expert knowledge I just gave you with rep points. You're welcome in advance. :hat:
     
  9. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    what do you suggest for hal and baltimore mike
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    If you wipe back to front you could get poop in your vagina and it could get sick.
     
  11. idiotbox

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  12. Atomic Wedgie

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  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    what about whether you wipe from the front or the back---this has always interested me
     
  14. keywordpk

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    Women should wipe front to back to prevent infection.
     
  15. Babs

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    Those flushable wet wipes are the second best invention ever.
     
  16. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I know silly, I meant some people wipe by reaching around the back of their butt, some from the front between their legs
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    my plumber says they are terrible on your pipes
     
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    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    I go fronto to back, from the back. I do the from the front thing every once in a while and have no idea why I bother I don't like it.
     
  19. Splash

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    Chicks that shit are gross
     
  20. Babs

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    Probably, but I'm only thinking of my ass.