How does a dude who looks so ugly

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  1. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    look like one of them there purdy boys?
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I would do some dirty fuckin' shit to Kutcher. Dirty, dirty shit.
     
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    deidler New Member

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    :omg:But would u do dirty things to Jobs? Sans the billions of course!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'd have to hit a new sexual low of desperation to consider necrophiliac options............but I'm not saying no.
     
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    deidler New Member

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    Why i oughtta! :grouch:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    eat his asshole? :dontknow:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Come on man, it's called "tossing salad." What are you some kind of uneducated rube?
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    If that's the dirtiest thing you can think of to do in a bedroom.............I'd give you a fuckin' heart attack.
     
  10. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    let him take a shit on you and you smear it all over you as you suck his cock? you canadienne chicks are outta control.
     
  11. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Please expound...:bullypop:
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That's only for special occasions.

    Envision barnyard noises and let your imagination run from there.

    And lock up your produce...........carrots and cucumbers are kept in a locked compartment of my fridge. Just wrong to have somebody get the munchies and take away my entertainment....
     
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    Robin Quivers !!! :yay:
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Slippy loves having sex on her period
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Nothing wrong with that. :coffee:
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Nope
     
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    ...and for the record, I don't think Ashton is hot. :coffee:
     
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    you dont >>>>> omg he is like soooo hot and sexy
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    His face looks like it needs punched a few times before I'd even consider him to be remotely bangable. :coffee: