How does Mr. Skin have even 1 paying customer?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    For fucks sake, it is 2013. Who is paying to see nip slips from 20 year old movies? I find it astounding even that people pay for regular porn, how is it possible that anyone is paying for this shit?
     
  2. Bob Mitchum

    Bob Mitchum New Member

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    I started on the internet in late 97 I think? You could get boobs for free even back then.
     
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    RoachCoachJokes Well-Known Member

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    I guess guys who are obsessed with certain celebrities, and lazy.

    Next time he's in the studio, I wish a caller would ask him whether he ripped off his initial web site from the Bare Facts Video Guide. Or point out that he stole his whole stupid shtick from Celebrity Skin magazine.
     
  4. Bob Mitchum

    Bob Mitchum New Member

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    I have to admit I did acquire Celebrity Skin way back when.
     
  5. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Exactly. Porn has always ruled the internet....yesterday I saw some old black dude and his buddy buy a couple of smut mags at the convenience store. I told him he could have all of the porn he wanted for the price of an internet connection (and he had at least $30 bucks worth of porn mags)...he told me that his wife always catches him and he has to hide his porn in his tool box. "Better these than a divorce" he said.
     
  6. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    But those 2 concepts are almost opposite. If they are obsessed with celebrities, I assume they have google'd every single thing about them already. That's how they got obsessed!
     
  7. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Why is there a porn shop down the street from where I live? How the fuck do they stay in business?

    Well, people still use AOL, so people are still paying for porn.
     
  8. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    That I understand. If you are buying porn in a store, you are a different kind of customer. Buy paying for soft-porn on the web? WTF?
     
  9. Icculus

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    celebritymoviearchive is a MUCH better site. at least for refernces and free stills. xhamster has all the clips.
     
  10. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    But this isn't even porn!

    I would love to know the profile of any of their customers. I can't even imagine what it would be. Nerds stalking Mila Kunis? Well, they know how to do it without paying for it. Clueless old people? They wouldn't even know how to find Mr. Skin.

    Who the FUCK is their customer base?
     
  11. Nick Manning

    Nick Manning Well-Known Member VIP

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    and use Lotus Notes, too.

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  12. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    And the porn stores here always have a cars parked outside. I don't get it. Iunderstand the novelty of seeing porn when you are young and relatively innocent. Lots of teens still go to porn stores for shits and giggles, but that doesn't pay the bills for the store owner. I don't get it.

    Mr. Skin must be selling drugs and using the site as a front. That many people can't be interested in celebrity nudity. Can they? WAIT, I am still paying for the Howard Stern Show, so I guess anything is possible. :facepalm:
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I guess you didn't hear that they are ripping scenes from BluRay now. It's so amazing, now you can glimpse a flash of pubic hair that went unseen in previous formats.
     
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    Mr. Skin did touch on the issue of free porn during his interview with Howard. He said that his site packages the stuff into categories, compilations, et al. He also suggested that seeing famous actresses in various stages of nudity has a different allure than porn.
     
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    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    Hi! :hat: I am one of Mr.Skin's paying customers....

    What's your question??
     
  16. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Yes, and I get that, but who is SUBSCRIBING to this bullshit on a monthly basis? I assume this would get boring after 1 week.
     
  17. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    For starters, what is wrong with you?
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Here is all the pubic hair a person needs for a life time from a celeb.
    NSFW
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  19. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    When Mr. Skin had a one-hour special on H101 a while ago, his sidekick was the other exec from Skin HQ- the guy actually used to work at Celebrity Skin and he jumped ship, knowing it was gonna die.
     
  20. Big Lar

    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    A lot! Well not really- I signed up for a free month to check it out and never cancelled. I travel a lot for work so it's just part of the spank bank.