How does one eat squash?

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Can I just slice bits of it off and eat it likened unto a carrot?
     
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    Shove it up your ass.
     
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    lol squash

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    you can mash it like potatoes and add a little brown sugar
     
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    sliced then boiled or steamed

    then salt to taste

    very good
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

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    Fuck it. I'll will boil it. That's all I've got....
     
  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Microwave can work too, a lil butter is good & good for you
     
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    Don't boil it. Roast it with olive oil (or butter) and salt and pepper until you can pierce it with a fork... hard to say how long, since you didn't say what kind of squash.

    What kind of squash? :c
     
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    Inserted into the rectum.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

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    How long to nuke? Do I need to submerge it in water?
     
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    I only like it grilled, with just a hint of salt and pepper....good on Shish Kebabs that way....
     
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    try spaghetti squash with marinara. its like crunchy pasta.


    well not really, but if you don't have pasta and you have the squash....
     
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    assume its a baked potato that you're nuking.
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

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    I'm gonna cut it up and nuke it. What say you Chuck?
     
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    on the grill! yum!
     
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    casserole dish
    layer of sliced squash
    salt, pepper and oregano
    layer of sliced tomatoes (home grown if possible)
    salt and pepper
    layer of onion slices
    little more salt & pepper
    cheddar cheese over onions
    slices of bacon on top
    bake at 350 for 45-60 mins.
     
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    sounds like a nice fall dish
     
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    I need a woman for that.
     
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    In my experience it has been served after a few too many minutes in the microwave and you lose the roof of your mouth.

    Plus it needs lots of butter.