Entertainment How does one pass a drug test?

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  1. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    Asking for a friend. He might be looking for a job where frequent marijuana use is frowned upon. My friend wants to know if anyone has had any luck passing a test using detox or anything like that. Just heavy marijuana use.

    Thanks
     
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    Stop for 45 days.
     
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    My friend would say no job is worth that.
     
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    drink real cranberry juice/ 1 gallon...
     
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    never start using. don't be a loser
     
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    bullshit
     
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    Quick Fix synthetic urine :hide:
     
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    Gallons of vodka will throw off the test.
     
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    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    It works?
     
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    check out any pot grow site or reddit for up to date suggestions on beating the pee test.

    the tests are pretty sophisticated these days so good luck.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    My friend is a pot head. It would be a lot easier to ask you. Thank you for your support.
     
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    ^this :grad:
     
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    I have a close friend he has used it twice to past 10 panel cup tests. :chair:


    you HAVE to make sure you get your temperature between 92 and 98 degrees, though. The good thing is you can reheat it as much as you want to practice with, and it has a temp strip on the bottle... I'm told. :c
     
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    move to a pot friendly state
     
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    I've heard that you can beat the piss test with some sort of stuff that you drink the night before or, the morning of but, if they go for a 'Hair' test, you're fucked.
     
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    barbaric
     
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