How does Sandler keep making new movies?

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I checked Grownups 2 on Rottentomatoes. 6% :jj:
     
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    I think the better question is why do people keep going to watch that shit.
     
  3. CaptainFrank

    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    The Jews run Hollywood.

    They are just throwing slop at the overweight lower IQ'd Americans who laugh at his dumb annoying voices.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Because he has more money than he has good sense. I've never found him funny in the least. I find it hard to believe that Chris Rock keeps putting himself in these garbage movies of his.
     
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    Chris has even WORSE movies!
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Jews love other Jews. And there are endless scams for writing off crap productions, movies don't have to make money, you just need some Jew accountants. 2% of the population. 75% of the trouble.

    Remember that great movie "Amistad" that Jew director Steven Speilberg made and how it correctly depicted Jews importing Reggie slaves? Oh... actually he left that fact out of the movie. Completely.

    Only about 4% of US households held slaves, but 40% of the Jew households in the early US held slaves. Hmm. Jews have a very VERY long history of slave trading continuing to this very day. Oddly the Jew media tells us very little about Eastern European women who are held as virtual sex slaves in Israel. can't say one fucking negative word about Israel, you know...
     
  7. Mr Vengeance

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    They're fun. A few, like Jack and Jill, are so awful they aren't worth watching, but most of his movies at least provide mindless entertainment and a few low-brow laughs.

    Anyone looking for anything more from Sandler's movies is always going to be disappointed.
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Easy there, Adolph.
    He keeps making movies because PEOPLE KEEP WATCHING THEM.
    I personally think they're all crap, but they make money. And a lot of it.

    And as for the slave ownership stats. WTF??
    Must have been all the Jew plantation owners in the south. :facepalm:
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    FUCK! I never made the connection between Jews and money before this! THANKS!!
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    My point, dipshit, is it has nothing to do w "Jews running Hollywood", it has to do w business. It's movie producers job to make money, and his projects ( as bad as they are) do
     
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    Sometimes it takes a Fishy Sausage to actually make some sense around here. Thanks!
     
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    This thread was a pleasant surprise! :up:

    Sandler is an affront to comedy, intelligence, and human decency. Oh, look: here comes the baby-talking retard! :rolleyes:

    But the obvious answer is: because, inexplicably, his movies make money.
     
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    Exactly. If the average American were smart enough to acknowledge jewish crimes against humanity, we would never have heard of this insanely untalented idiot, Adam Sandler.
     
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    I'm not comedy snob, so as long as it makes me laugh and keeps me somewhat entertained, I'm okay with it. His movies are kind of hit or miss. Or maybe sometimes it depends on what mood I'm in. Some of his movies are awful, I've turned a few off half way through and couldn't believe I wasted my time. That Zohan movie comes to mind. Some are kind of funny and provide a couple hours of mindless entertainment. I thought the first Grown Ups movie was funny. I just checked and that only has 10% on rotten tomatoes. Has anyone seen Grown Ups 2?
     
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    Grwon Ups 2 has grossed $66 million in 8 days. And people wonder why Sandler keeps making movies. If he has a few more "Jack and Jill" and "That's My Boy" bombs, he won't be making movies for all that much longer. But as long as people pay to see his crap movies, he will keep making them until he retires.
     
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    what the fuck does that even mean??
    If Americans knew about the jew's "crimes against humanity" then what?
    They woulda finished Hitlers plan?
    Banned them from making movies?
    What?
     
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    You'd have to put a gun to my head to get me to sit thru one second of that retard on screen.
     
  18. x76

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    Thank God the US was coerced into backing Israel forty years ago. Producing the first "gas crisis" which was entirely the result of the US supporting Israel as it whacked its neighbors. Remember those muscle cars and cheap gas? Because the US supported Israel, we no longer have either.

    YEP. Best ally EVER. Think of all the good things Israel has done for the US. There's... er, there's... gimme a second... um... let me get back to you on this one. Just remember, BEST ALLY EVER.
     
  19. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    Well the short answer is the 65% positive rating and $75 million it's already made by the mouth breathers who go see it.

    The long and even sadder answer is nicely deconstructed here:

    [video=youtube;Z22fSyedgoE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z22fSyedgoE[/video]

    [video=youtube;tkz2hJZ4UBk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkz2hJZ4UBk[/video]
     
  20. MrBinky

    MrBinky New Member Banned User

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    Yeah, it definitely seems like some of his movies are just poorly thrown together money grabs. I took one look at the Jack and Jill trailer and thought no way in hell would I waste my time watching that.