Entertainment How does the old joke go?

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  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Q: Who killed Jesus?
    A: The Jews put the contract out on him and the Romans did the wet-work.

    Or is it the other way around?
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So who else likes pizza


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  3. itsawig

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    Here I sit broken hearted tried to shit and only farted.
    later on I took a chance tried to fart and shit my pants
     
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    OMFG, funniest joke ever.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Jesus is delivering the Sermon on the Mount.......And all of a sudden a commotion breaks out in the back of the crowd and works it's way to where Jesus
    stood......A group of men threw a woman at his feet and said.....Here, We caught this woman in the act of adultery.....What should we do with her?
    Jesus looks about and says...."Let he who is without sin, Cast the first stone".......As soon as he says this, Another commotion breaks out in the back and
    works its way to the front.....The crowd parts and this wizened old hag carrying a boulder comes over to the woman and squashes her like a bug with it....
    Jesus looks down and shouts......."MOM, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS!!!!"
     
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    Are there lawn clippings on his pizza?
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I like weird pizzas

    Especially Thai chicken pizzas
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    So good of you to announce your arrival...............
     
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    So you're the guy. :fil:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude its, soooooo good omg wtf golden shower
     
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    Wut?
     
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