How does this shit happen to me?

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  1. headerheader

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    What.the.fuck. I just got a text from "Boomer" saying he was sent a message through ok cupid with MY number in it. I was like whoa what, was there a profile or??
    He says he deleted the email bow but it was from some time in 2014.

    I don't THINK Ive ever had an ok cupid profile. I did some online dating back in the day but I dont think ok cupid was one of them.

    ALSO, I wasnt single any time in 2014.

    Weird shit like this is my life. Dammit.
     
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    What a crazy life
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    wut
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i would drag my nuts across hot glass to lick your ass hole
     
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    Radio waves send your device an SMS message and you read it.
     
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    JFC HE SENT ME A PICTURE
     
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    post it.
     
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    This is just too wild for me
     
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    b8b4728e-f5e9-47e6-a2c6-1ba2e2686afc1.jpg

    Thats it guys. I've foundmy soul mate
     
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    I like him
     
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    Boomer :jj:
     
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    he's cute and looks like and earner
     
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    Look like a cool dude :toke:
     
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    Now hes all "can I see what you look like plz" :no:
     
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    What's happening here? :wtf:
     
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    Boomer is my new lover. We met online.
     
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Ask him if he was named after the family dog.