How far is Howard willing to take this star fucking thing

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Now that we have the real Hollywood Howie, how far would he take it? Would he leave Beth for an A Lister?

    My answer is yes, Star fucking is much more important to Howard than even his own kids.
     
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    He would, but unless Jilian Barberie turns A list overnight he doesn't have much of a shot.
     
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    Beth not an A lister? Has no one ever heard of the upcoming TV show Man Caves? She is a TV star.
     
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    I can't think of a single A-lister that would settle for Howard.
     
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    George Clooney?
     
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    Goods Well-Known Member

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    Yeah maybe. And it sounds like they're already courting each other. I wonder how Beth will feel being the third wheel.
     
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    I think now that he is really busy,,,, he will forget about the shrink, the fertography and the other silly shows that he constantly talks about. Howard is out of his comfort zone and for him it is a good thing cuz new things, people and ideas will propel him to wake out of the coma of loving the idea that he loves Beth and will break up with her, move to Beverly and court Sandy Bullock.
     
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    They have swimming pools and movie stars.
     
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    Black Gold, Texas Tea.
     
  10. robbykrieger

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    A-lister, nothing. All Howie wants is a tall, thin, young blonde, even though he can't get it up to fuck her anymore. If she makes her own "grocery money," like Adam Levine's SI model gf, all the better. HS is only about the marbles, and what he perceives to be his own hollywood star-power. I've always been of the opinion that HS and beff may have a limited shelf-life; for the first time, I'm actually beginning to see favorable signs that her exit is approaching.
     
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    He'll star fuck Hollywood 'till it's ass bleeds.
     
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    Didn't he meet Sandra back during the filming of Private Parts? I thought I remembered a story about them spending some time together in a movie set trailer.

    Sandra do love the bad boy, we know that.
     
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    Howard will take the star fucking as far as it will go. I don't think he would leave Beth but he probably would fuck an A-list star if given the chance.
     
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    no way, maing! he couldn't handle being married to an a-lister with her getting more coverage in the media, better roles and gigs, and more respect and acknowledgement in the industry. he needed a damaged infant nobody......................and boy did he find one! he went right to the bottom of the barrel................a failed model. not even a has-been.................she's a never-was!

    but it's a moot point: no a-lister would go anywhere near him. i've never seen even a b-lister step out with anyone near as hideous.

    i like how you categorized beth as a daughter, though.
     
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    Sandra Bullock Calls In! 3/18/99. 8:35am
     
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    Let's not get carried away here, in the end this is just a crappy, summer reality show. It's wasn't created or produced by Stern. If he left, they'd find another judge. It's not like it propelled Hasselhoff or Brandi's careers to greater heights.

    It's going to be a come down for Howchie when "summer vacation" is over and he's back to the radio show. My guess is he will be insufferable.
     
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    Yeah, but Beth will turn 40 in July. And it will get to the point where he can no longer be able to photoshop the age from her face, nor will his shallowness permit him to look at her, once time and gravity start to ravage her and take its' toll.
    There's no such thing as an aged trophy wife, and I just don't see Howard wandering around Chimney Manor singing, ♫The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.♫

    He'll take the financial hit, (not like he can't afford it) and find some new arm candy. :whistle:
     
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    And people wonder how crazy rumors get started. :c

    I am torry.
     
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    don't you think howard regrets not getting a natalie maines or jolene blalock (t'pol)?
    fuckin right he does! Now hes saddled with a n-word fucking gold digger..there.. someone had to say it :)
     
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    an A Lister won't put up with his wig and his lack of fucking prowess. Only a former hooker would.