How far up her own ass can one woman's head be?

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  1. deverrant

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    This blows my mind. For some reason there's an editorial page at the back of the Uline industrial supply catalog, and in it, Liz Uihlein expresses that we need a solution to homelessness. Why? Because the homeless "frighten" her, "make people uncomfortable" and "too many people [and businesses] are affected by homelessness".

    Yes, Liz. THAT'S why we need to end homelessness. Because that man who hasn't eaten in a week and is sleeping on a bench affects the comfort of consumers and movie-goers, and the bottom line of surrounding businesses.
    Holy shit is this lady for real??!
     
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    Homeless people are douchebags
     
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    Well they smell pretty bad too, so that doesn't help
     
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    this

    you have to be a real fuck up to be homeless. think about it... no one that youever ever met in your life is willing to take you in?
     
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    She's priceless
     
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    Michael McDonald concert in Waukegan

    :rofl:
     
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    most of the homeless mother fuckers downtown are mentally unstable or strung out on drugs.
     
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    I went on Uline's fb page and made a post but they have not made it public. :/

    It went something like this:
    "In response to Liz Uihlein's well-worded commentary in the back of the most recent catalog, I must say I feel your pain in dealing with this homeless problem. The coffee shop near my office has a lovely outdoor seating space. However as of late, the area has become a place where some homeless park their carts. I don't know what's worse, their disheveledness, the odor coming off of them, or the threat they obviously pose to my safety. I am forced to have my latte indoors, and if they don't get this homeless problem under control I may even have to find a new coffee shop. And the most tragic part of all of this is that if I'm thinking this way, I'm sure other paying customers are too. Perhaps the shelters should educate the homeless on considering the comfort of others, and the profitability of local businesses, when choosing which sidewalks to sleep on."
     
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    "So, what is the answer? I don't know for sure."
     
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    Why are there editorials in the back of a fucking catalog?
     
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    I also wrote a review on their fb page, as did some others. And another friend of mine found the number to Liz's office and people have been calling/pranking her. :jj:
    I think I may call and pose as a homeless person asking if she'll give me a job at her company so that I can get a home and not ruin her next Michael McDonald experience.

    1-800-295-5510

    https://www.facebook.com/Uline
     
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    Hahaha right?!
    My friend Joey commented: Homeless people are a bother! What should we do, well I don't know, do I look like I'm a "solution person".
     
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    I thought this was gonna be a porn fetish thread. :nocheer:
     
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    She was a paragraph away from "we should put them all on an island somewhere" :oops:
     
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    I know!!! It's a fucking industrial supply company. They sell packing materials and paper shredders and enormous rolls of toilet paper... why the fuck is the last page devoted to the (egocentric and out-of-touch) socio-political commentary of some executive? A if she knows anything about anything. As if it's even relevant, or a venue that makes any fucking sense!
     
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    I miss you call me
     
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    People "try to trade food stamps for alcohol" How might they do that?
     
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    tomorrow