How fat does John Hein get, does he lose toes, a foot? what the end game here?

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  1. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

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    This guy is a total fucking idiot, lies about blow jobs, eats like a 9 year old, has diabetes and doesn't exercise or care for himself in any way.

    Once the show ends where does this complete fuckface end up? Jason territory? Does he pull it together, grow up and lose weight or is his fate sealed.

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  2. joe361

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    He's living his dream. No not working on THSS but driving around with boys in his trunk.
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    He jumped the shark a long time ago
     
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    he'll be a stump by his 60's
     
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    he couldnt jump a shark or even a poster of a shark he is too fat
     
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    I've seen fatter ..??:dontknow:
     
  7. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Hopefully he will be killed by this guy.

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    I think it is crucial that the show ends for Jon. If he were not around co-dependent junk eaters like Jason and JD then I think he would lose weight.
     
  9. koclem

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    But John only eats junk food and I think he refuses to eat vegetables, although I am not positive about that last part.
     
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    In his heart of hearts, Hein must realize Howard Stern jumped the shark, right? A million bucks doesn't go all that far in NYC, he better have a nice back up plan in about three years, he's just not that impressive, I don't think he comes up with another million dollar idea in his lifetime.
     
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    something is weird about this guy. he makes yaqi the tickler seem normal
     
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    Maybe Hein will lose a leg. And then, when he's scheduled to get a couple of toes removed on his remaining foot, he'll blow his brains out like what's-his-nuts from "Seinfeld".
     
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    It's his smarmy face and attitude, coupled with his creepy eyes, and hair that looks like he combed it with an M-80.
     
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    Jon Hein is one of the worst things that happend to the HSS. Does he still do the preview for the Wrap up Show everyday?
     
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    I'd imagine. His marksfriggin-esque rundown kills a lot of time.
     
  16. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Yes, pretty ironic that the guy who coined that phrase is employed by a show that did just that quite a long time ago. :coffee:
     
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    How drunk does Jackie get, does he lose his jetty? what the end game here?
     
  18. fletchman71

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    I am seeing the future now. One of Heins daughters will start to go out with a Gentile and he will play for her the un-edited Charlie Brown Christmas and she will be so inspired by what Linus says she will convert to Catholicism and elope with the guy. When she finally tells her dad he will commit suicide.
     
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    He wants to die before his daughters get pregnant and drop out of high school.
     
  20. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    I once sent him a "Tweet" asking him when THSS jumped the shark.








    He didn't reply.